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Barack-Obama2 73 points ago +74 / -1

I’m a faggot ass retard pussy bitch.

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Barack-Obama2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good way of thinking. Approach all with healthy skepticism. We’ve seen too much treason.

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Barack-Obama2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m having a train run on my ass. Typical Friday night.

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Barack-Obama2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can eat a bratwurst in one bite.

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Barack-Obama2 12 points ago +12 / -0

I give my rectum to anyone who wants it.

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Barack-Obama2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wouldn’t mind taking some his piss in my mouth.

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Barack-Obama2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ll clean it up for you!

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Barack-Obama2 13 points ago +13 / -0

When my wife tells me to touch my toes and spread em, I don’t argue. I do as I’m told. Stay strong ladies.

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Barack-Obama2 26 points ago +27 / -1

My pants, my pants, they drop so fast. Shove that 15 inch dildo up my ass.

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Barack-Obama2 13 points ago +13 / -0

What's the average cock size in Jackson? I'm looking for bigger and better.

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