REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

President Trump suggests that you sell one cow, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful.

Senator Sanders demands that sell both cows to raise money to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow (which was a gift from your Government)

COMMUNIST: Hand both of your cows over to the Government. They will supply you with milk. You might have to queue!