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Barry_Obama 27 points ago +27 / -0

How do we ensure we still live in a democracy and who's ass do we nail for the fraud?

You can nail my ass for it. Okie doke.

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Barry_Obama 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why yes, we do call Michael's sausage Anaconda. How did you know?

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Barry_Obama 16 points ago +17 / -1

Now hol' up, I thought you'd never ask. Okie doke.

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Barry_Obama 2 points ago +4 / -2

My huband Michael says he is happy to fill you with big dick energy. I asked if I can help, but I'm only allowed to watch.

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Barry_Obama 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now hol' up. Listen here.

Preparing your anus is an important step. If-if-if-if-if you don't lube and stretch, Michael's entry can be dangerous.

Safety first, okie-doke?

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Barry_Obama 10 points ago +12 / -2

If you like strong, you'll love my husband Michael!

We call him Big Mike. Because of the cock.

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Barry_Obama 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hol up! If-if-if-if-if you knew how interesting Michael's nuts are, you'd understand!

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Barry_Obama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey there, nice balls. Mind if I fondle em for a while?

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Barry_Obama 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh, great idea! I love it when Michael blows me wide open.

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Barry_Obama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya know, that reminds me of a story. I'd like to tell you about it.

One time before we got married, Michael and I were playing hide the cactus in my ass. As I reached for the magnifying glass to find my balls, he whispered into my huge jugears "I love your insatiable appetite for cock."

True story.

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