How do we ensure we still live in a democracy and who's ass do we nail for the fraud?
You can nail my ass for it. Okie doke.
Michael is already very hung.
Why yes, we do call Michael's sausage Anaconda. How did you know?
Now hol' up, I thought you'd never ask. Okie doke.
Like a damn horse!
🐎🥒
The worst kind. They're small and smell funny. Makes me miss Big Mike. 🥒
My huband Michael says he is happy to fill you with big dick energy. I asked if I can help, but I'm only allowed to watch.
A big, throbbing pickle! 🥒
So deep.
Ya know, it's like I always tell Michael. The deeper the better.
I just served Big Mike my ass.
Oh that's fun. I love to spread!
Now hol' up. Listen here.
Preparing your anus is an important step. If-if-if-if-if you don't lube and stretch, Michael's entry can be dangerous.
Safety first, okie-doke?
If you like strong, you'll love my husband Michael!
We call him Big Mike. Because of the cock.
Hol up! If-if-if-if-if you knew how interesting Michael's nuts are, you'd understand!
Hold up. I can help. Lemme get Michael over here.
Hey there, nice balls. Mind if I fondle em for a while?
Oh, great idea! I love it when Michael blows me wide open.
Ya know, that reminds me of a story. I'd like to tell you about it.
One time before we got married, Michael and I were playing hide the cactus in my ass. As I reached for the magnifying glass to find my balls, he whispered into my huge jugears "I love your insatiable appetite for cock."
True story.
I love getting my chain jerked.
How else would I get the cock every day?
What's this about bananas now?
Hey there! How'd you like to come back to my place tonight?
Just the way I like my cocks.
You can test me by swabbing my wife's penis.