Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

That judge be like "Look at me. I'm the Hawaiian judge now."

Just plead the 5th right away, because as we all know by now, simply talking to those fags can be "incriminating". Better yet, just don't answer the door as others have said.

Hopefully no guests eat from the bowl of M&Ms

The irony of that article...

Stacey Abrams's

Gifting extra helicopters this year?

Add SCOTUS to the pic

https://youtu.be/9b62PRo8hKs

My college roommate joked about getting me one because we'd always watch those videos. They're around $900...

Schrödingers lawsuit - both too early and too late. At the same time

I watched way too many of those in the early days of YouTube...

Bring back the Texas of 1845

Mr. 🦀?

Thanks yeah that's what I just started thinking too. They had to hit x number and to do so, ran what they had multiple times. Made up fake bullshit ballots in the weeks after to "support" the count since then

I understand mixing in bullshit ballots because those wouldn't be caught in a simple recount. But why run the same ballots multiple times? That would be caught in a recount, no? Desperation?

My favorite quote from my favorite founding father

Yeah it's weird knowing things here are mostly normal despite being the worst hit right now (El Paso) and 30 minutes away in New Mexico people have to stand in line for grocery stores

Thanks now I won't be sleeping tonight

He's just blousing, I mean browsing

People need to hang for this

Death by black hole, i like it

I lived in Killeen for 4. Yeah, it sucked

Looks like a wrinkly ballsack

Same, talk about a case of karmic retribution if it does