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BasementBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. Get a cargo plane.

  2. Place smelly communists inside cargo plane.

  3. Fly cargo plane over ocean

  4. Open cargo bay doors

  5. Play "I can show you the world" from Disney's Aladin on loudspeakers.

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BasementBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

"WE WANT TO BE ANGRY!" Screamed the adult children as the cuck bent over and spread his asshole as a sign of submission.

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BasementBiden 25 points ago +25 / -0

There's a good chance the two overlap. At some point the skin suit came off and she went full reptile.

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BasementBiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

The look on her face when someone walks up to the aquarium and shakes the can of fish food.

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BasementBiden 7 points ago +8 / -1

Within a month if the flooding keeps up. Authorities have already admitted that it's cracked and distorted. Hopefully a bat flies into it and the whole thing collapses.

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BasementBiden 65 points ago +65 / -0

She was too fucked up to give her concession speech in a timely manner haha. She was screaming with several tranq darts in her ass while bill was asking campaign staff to smell his fingers.

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BasementBiden 110 points ago +110 / -0

I still wish I could have been there to see what was going on behind closed doors at her campaign headquarters on election night. I assume at some point she was covered in her own shit and biting anyone she could catch.

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BasementBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd rather have a bullet in my head. Fuck that idea and everything related to it.

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BasementBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eyes like a shark with the jaw of a prize fighter.

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BasementBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's wrong with it? Why doesn't someone take it to the vet?

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BasementBiden 12 points ago +12 / -0

That commie got a full serving of whatever was in that can. Bear mace? Deodorant? Flea spray?

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BasementBiden 11 points ago +11 / -0

I recently had a woman in a store ask me where my mask was. I told her it was at home right next to my magic healing crystals and tarot cards. Some dude further down the aisle laughed and she huffed and walked away haha.

Don't give these people an inch. You don't need to buy into their panic and hysteria to make them feel "safe".

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BasementBiden 13 points ago +13 / -0

Revenge is a dish best served cold...or whatever temperature that flood water is.

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BasementBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

The face you make when the fart brought his friends with him.

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BasementBiden 46 points ago +47 / -1

"She would go up behind Dad when he was working at his desk and drape her big cock on his shoulder and caw like a parrot. Then she would call him a butt pirate and slap him on the face with it."

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BasementBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish everytime they asked him something he would just loudly boo them until they gave up. It's frankly more than they deserve.

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BasementBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ever see a picture and think "Man, I wish I didn't see that"? Yea, this is one of those. What a pathetic group of people.

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BasementBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

At this point I'd feel safer sticking my dick in a faulty garbage disposal. Leftist women are absolutely disgusting.

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