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Bat_Soup_Snob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make an OK symbol in each hand (thump towards each other.) b d

b = bread

d = drink

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Bat_Soup_Snob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cant have an ugly gun. Zer needs it to be cute. Just like them.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. Having to sit there like the Cuck he is.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Had this convo with some coworkers last week. I said plainly, "growing up I was told I wouldnt get anything from Social Security. The less i have to pay the happier I am."

One of the older people said "I get Social Security. You not paying hurts me"

Cattle.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please. Please. PLEASE, do the PAC next.

Oh wait they might do some BLM shit.. Nevermind.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow, record voter turnout. We had 436M votes!

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Bat_Soup_Snob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dont worry sweetheart, we all knew your ilk felt this way. Great news, men dont want shit to do it you. Dont forget it is the men that do all the horrible jobs that keep your standard of living.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to congratulate the former owner of the skateboard. He didnt die of COVID.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im convinced that "super spreader" is the new "super predator"

"Bad people" we will punish and save you from

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Bat_Soup_Snob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Naw... I need Episode 3... Jr?!?

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Bat_Soup_Snob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dont worry baby, I just zeroed my AR to the stop sign at the end of my new street.

Sadly, it was lost in a boating accident.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eight in the spinney, 100 clips in the holder.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Years ago I was merging on the freeway in Texas and a government looking group of SUVs didnt let me merge in. I look at my GF (at the time) and said "That might be the governor" and she shot back "I couldnt be, they dont have handicapped plates."

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Bat_Soup_Snob 2 points ago +2 / -0

When he gets off from the charges he is going to be drowning in conservative pussy.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can see you Salty

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Bat_Soup_Snob 2 points ago +2 / -0

She enjoys giving them a smack down. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh bae. You hate America? THEN GET THE FUUUUUUCK OUT.

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