Zero vaccinations

Zero tests

Zero Covid events

The "top of the hour conditioning" reminders creeped me out. It's to remind them to clean/sterilize their workstations, but "conditioning"? I'm sure they used that word on purpose.

Commiedore 46*

*fraud vitiates everything

That's so weird! Isn't that weird??

And my axe!!

Dammit, Jim from The Office

The cure is on the hillside

It sucks. I’m the only unjabbed family member and I’m the only one who hasn’t gotten “Covid”, but I’m afraid for my parents and my sibling’s kids.

over perform my femininity

Either you have it or you don’t. This guy is just a minstrel show performer.

Predictive programming

Canning in small batches is so much easier!! I’ve made two small batches of “cowboy candy” with jalapeños, habeneros, and lunchbox peppers, as well as two quarts of bread and butter pickles, two quarts of sweet pickles, and some salsa in the last month. That’s four canning sessions, and it’s not as exhausting as a full day or weekend of canning, and it’s so satisfying to hear the “pop!” when each jar seals itself.

...and my... wait, sorry.

Could have been required for work.

There are no sequels… shhh…

Didn't someone interview Kyle before the shooting? Maybe not the good samaritan you're looking for, but still...

I think I paid 87 cents and was mad when it went up to 89 cents.

The largest group in my city that still wears masks are black people. That tells me that they didn’t get the clot shot, but are still afraid of the coof.

F

Phew. Because I really thought we knew this before. I was worried about my own cognitive abilities!

I’m your huckleberry.

Not me; I'm in my prime.

Why was it placed in Chinatown?

Two family members were hospitalized with “stroke-like conditions” and “high blood pressure”. Both were “vaxxed”.

Yet here I am

Reminds me of Buckaroo Banzai.