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BecMonTchew 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait... I read all the way to the end, hoping the author would say it was a joke, but in the end, they were ok with this??? Wtaf...

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BecMonTchew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I'll be, I had no idea Alabama had this many literate residents. Just kidding; can't throw stones at y'all from my Louisiana glass house.

Let's go southern super frens! Let's get MS on board and present a united front with Texas.

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BecMonTchew 5 points ago +5 / -0

I lucked out by accidentally saving my pw on my government surveillance device colloquially known as a "phone".

As long as all the frens are here, that's all that matters.

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BecMonTchew 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is very smart of him. He's a shoe-in for 2024 if he saves Trump in 2020. He was high on my list in 2015 (my wife was on the Trump train during the primaries, but Rand/ Sleepy Doc/ Cruz were my choices before I fully understood the righteous necessity of GEOTUS).

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BecMonTchew 9 points ago +9 / -0

Except the RNC doesn’t like Trump upsetting the uniparty apple cart, so they don’t care about him, either. The RNC is a joke.

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BecMonTchew 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same. My mom was disappointed in him for the "Old Town Road" Doritos commercial; she thought it was incredibly demeaning. He was officially dead to her after the Biden commercial. I have no idea what that dude is thinking with these commercials; he should be playing to his based older fans, not debasing himself for urban yoots and soy guzzlers.

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BecMonTchew 53 points ago +54 / -1

Yes, he did a vomitous Biden commercial. Sad.

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BecMonTchew 2 points ago +2 / -0

May not take that long. There's supposedly Chinese troops in Canada and Mexico (I say supposedly because I have not seen them with my own eyes, just read about it/ watched videos).

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BecMonTchew 3 points ago +3 / -0

He does not appear to be. He sounds like he's talking about "fixing" this for "next time".

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BecMonTchew 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've never watched a preliminary hearing before. Is it normal to not allow the defense to ask any questions of the witnesses?

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BecMonTchew 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was referring to the liberal ones when he said “latinx”.

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BecMonTchew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Out of all the apparel on the planet, that is what that asshole chose to wear? I’d say they’re not sending their best, but this is their best.

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BecMonTchew 8 points ago +8 / -0

After this pandemic bullshit, there is literally no shortage of qualified Americans to fill these jobs. They want to import slaves. Follow the money.

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BecMonTchew 8 points ago +8 / -0

So did my youngest son, with a MS in ME. There is no need for this bullshit when many qualified Americans are unemployed. Fuck these commie fucks.

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BecMonTchew 1 point ago +2 / -1

Q is bullshit. Prove me wrong; I’ll wait.

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BecMonTchew 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fascism was literally just socialism for one’s own people group at the expense of all outsiders. I’m always surprised at how people can call fascism far right. It isn’t. At all.

But if there was a group that was say, only for socialism to expand the power of one particular group of melanin enhanced people, that’s ok, right? (it isn’t; all commies get the helicopter)

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BecMonTchew 13 points ago +14 / -1

Probably more like the land of your ancestors, unless your ancestors have become undead zombies? I feel you, tho. As a Cajun, my ancestral homeland is France (and Nova Scotia, CA), and we all see how this shit is playing out there...

Good luck, Italian pedes. Getting the boot off the neck of the boot is going to take some work, but as one of the cradles of modern civilization, I believe they can do it.

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BecMonTchew 28 points ago +28 / -0

Follow the money.

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BecMonTchew 3 points ago +3 / -0

I ate bread pudding with a fork tonight. Come at me, bro!

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BecMonTchew 3 points ago +3 / -0

Must be how she got a “degree” in economics. Opening her mouth without her teeth touching anything ftw.

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BecMonTchew 5 points ago +5 / -0

Really? That actually works? I’ve never met a ftm (that I know of); I’d always assumed they were as bad as the mtf that never pass. I guess they just never take their shirts off so the scars don’t show? In any case, an addadicktome procedure is always 100% fail.

by geewiz
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BecMonTchew 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beautiful. I upTrumped solely for attention to detail.

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BecMonTchew 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look for “shitpost” tags in the future, fren.

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