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Beltfed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit is all ready going sideways.

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Beltfed 11 points ago +12 / -1

That is unenforceable as fuck. Where I live at least.

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Beltfed 6 points ago +6 / -0

Irrelevant. It’s SOMEONE’S voice, piped through the audio of an official account of the White House. Regardless of whose voice it is, an explanation is required.

Also, fuck you.

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Beltfed 10 points ago +10 / -0

POTATUS

I did not come up with that. A high IQ pede did.

Wish I could credit them.

Wish I was them.

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Beltfed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m 60% sure she got that sweet sweet female 100% disability compensation

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Beltfed 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Hi, I’m Mike Lindell, creator of MyPillow. I created MyPillow so you can rest easy while I fight your worst nightmares.”

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Beltfed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Air gun regulations in 3... 2...

“... by means of pressurized air.”

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Beltfed 9 points ago +9 / -0

ATTN CITIZENS:

Black people, do whatever you want.

Everyone else, obey the law.

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Beltfed 6 points ago +6 / -0

So anyway... I started blastin’.

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Beltfed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ugandan’s provided px/chowhall security on large US installations in Iraq. Checked your ID n shit lol.

No, I have no idea why.

Either way they were cool as fuck if you spent the time to chit chat w them. They got paid like $13USD a day.

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Beltfed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tried to imply that the CIA paid a ghostwriter to write their music.

RATM album is so badass I still listen to it. However their lyrics can be applied from a conservative viewpoint now. Shits fucked.

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Beltfed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Err everyone over the age of four knows that.

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Beltfed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just following orders. Now dig.

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