Shit is all ready going sideways.

Both are minor inconveniences.

That is unenforceable as fuck. Where I live at least.

Irrelevant. It’s SOMEONE’S voice, piped through the audio of an official account of the White House. Regardless of whose voice it is, an explanation is required.

Also, fuck you.

Suck my white ass, ball.

Action? Drill? What?

Not if I see you first.

POTATUS

I did not come up with that. A high IQ pede did.

Wish I could credit them.

Wish I was them.

Oscaleetoe on IG. Go tell him he’s a faggot.

As a former enlisted Marine, USMC officers are faggots.

I’m 60% sure she got that sweet sweet female 100% disability compensation

That’ll help.

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Hello Clarice 😉

“Hi, I’m Mike Lindell, creator of MyPillow. I created MyPillow so you can rest easy while I fight your worst nightmares.”

Air gun regulations in 3... 2...

“... by means of pressurized air.”

ATTN CITIZENS:

Black people, do whatever you want.

Everyone else, obey the law.

“Whatcha gonna try next? CHEESE?”

So anyway... I started blastin’.

Ugandan’s provided px/chowhall security on large US installations in Iraq. Checked your ID n shit lol.

No, I have no idea why.

Either way they were cool as fuck if you spent the time to chit chat w them. They got paid like $13USD a day.

Go insurrection yourself

The female agents have rank pussies.

I tried to imply that the CIA paid a ghostwriter to write their music.

RATM album is so badass I still listen to it. However their lyrics can be applied from a conservative viewpoint now. Shits fucked.

Err everyone over the age of four knows that.

The best is yet to come.

Just following orders. Now dig.