LOL There was this pathetic looking kid on the first day of forming week at boot camp. This doofus had a facial portrait tat of his old ass grampa in the middle of his chest.
Like OLD. Liver spots on his bald head, wispy random hairs on the side. Tattooed. Forever.
The drill instructors ragged him so bad he cried lol. Never saw him again.
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Excellent choice. ARFF vehicles put out pressure that will push your eyes into your head.