I hate this so much! My big pet peeves are the new "contactless delivery" methods. What were you doing before, wrestling with the pizza guy? "Ok, it's $10.50 sir. As you can see, I'm greased up as is tradition. Now come get it!"
"Your pizza comes out of a 500 degree oven, straight into a box, never touched by human hands." It's not supposed to be! What were you doing before, mashing it with your bare hand to check for doneness?
I watch the people at the drive through handle my food like normal, place it in the bag, then put a magic sticker to seal the bag that apparently kills the 'Rona and hand it out to me. Thank God for the sticker, I wouldn't feel safe otherwise.
If I pick up a pizza from Domino's, they have to come outside with a footstool and my order, place the pizza on the stool, then step back as I exit the car and pick it up myself. Germs can't be transferred unless two people touch opposite ends of the pizza box at the same time I guess.
I dunno, I'm grumpy.
I'll take a couple of these printed and framed, please.
I remember reading this or something similar on his campaign website back it 2016. It always amazes me when people say “Riiiight, and Mexico’s just gonna PAY for it?!?”
Yes through taxes and fees. We’re not sending them a bill you absolute moron. Read and find out.
If your kid breaks a window and you garnish their allowance until the costs are recouped, they paid for it too.
Agreed. As an Ohio resident, I've had a love/hate relationship with a lot of what he's done these past few months.
I’d watch Trump debate an empty podium. Ask a question, 2 minutes to respond (without interruption!) then “Mr. Biden, your response?” Cut to a shot of his empty podium (or maybe a cardboard cutout) and silence. “Thank you Mr. Biden. President Trump, how would...” Repeat for 2 hours.
I’d watch the shit out of that.
The only time I heard about it before this was a season 2 episode of Atlanta that dealt with it.
Doorway Italians are 2020's Rooftop Koreans.
I absolutely read that as "Joe Rogan" at first and thought it was a meme I didn't understand.