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BidenMumbling 20 points ago +20 / -0

Is my mom in here? Someone needs to tell me to go to sleep.

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BidenMumbling 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean.. when i was 15 y.o.I did want that sex slave soooo..... you know

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BidenMumbling 1 point ago +1 / -0

I already reached out to my blue shithole's AG. I'm not very optimistic that my blue shithole will listen. If anything, I just put a bullseye on my back for when they start trying to round us up. I'll see ya'll in the Gulag!

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BidenMumbling 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh really? So if SCOTUS decides that this case has merit and is contesting the election, then safe harbor goes out the window?

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BidenMumbling 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there a law that says this that no one is talking about?

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BidenMumbling 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank God our good people rose to the occasion!

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BidenMumbling 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait wait wait. I think i cracked the COVID! The severe cases only seem to affect liberals (e.g. Chris Cuomo), but go easy on Cons (Trump & Giuliani)

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BidenMumbling 4 points ago +4 / -0

Currently, I'm drunk on appreciation! Gonna smoke marryhuanas soon tho

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BidenMumbling 5 points ago +5 / -0

What I can't wrap my head around is how others can't wrap their head around that their news sources are shite.

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BidenMumbling 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks bro! This explains it perfectly! Fucking Faux News man!! I can't believe how quick they flipped

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BidenMumbling 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone forwarded this to me, and I have no clue what this is all about. No context. I have no idea which case this is referring to.

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BidenMumbling 7 points ago +8 / -1

There's enough raging liberals that believe in this shit and will take it. If it works, we should have herd immunity, and if it doesn't work, then they'll have to deal with a third arm growing out of the assholes.

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BidenMumbling 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if my state voted blue? Does it still make sense? Or is that just begging to wake up the opposition?

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BidenMumbling 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good question. I wonder if you can estimate the glass spray, and put down some surface on top of what i assume would be grass, so it's easy to sweep

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BidenMumbling 2 points ago +2 / -0

I WANT NEWS!! I am an addict to this whole thing. I don't even feel like working. I just wanna hear GEOTUS is staying for 4 more years, and then I wanna buy a burner phone just so I can reactivate my twatter account and shit talk to the libs.

You know, when they say "Trump wins 4 more years" I might just clear out my schedule just so I can shit-talk on twatter full-time for a day.

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BidenMumbling 5 points ago +5 / -0

I LOVE YOU TEXAS! I feel like a girl at a Michael Jackson concert.

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