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BidenSmellsKids 1 point ago +4 / -3

The insurance to drive a manual car will be $5000 a month :)

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BidenSmellsKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excuse me citizen do you have a permit for the purchase of flag beautifully swaying in God's country breeze?

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BidenSmellsKids 1 point ago +1 / -0

gets $1200 in bank

hot damn!!

buys 5 xbox games, 1 hooker, cocaine, weed, henny

gets arrested

got dayng whyte peepeeple

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BidenSmellsKids 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Well Biden is the nominee so Bernie bros have to vote for him" - Absolute Fucking Idiotic Moron

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BidenSmellsKids 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their plan here was to send 40,000 ventilators to NY, and then when the rest of the country needs them, OH MY GOD ORANGE MAN SEND THEM ALL TO NY.

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BidenSmellsKids 3 points ago +3 / -0

The same pharma companies telling you not to take the over the counter hydrooxychlorquine. CNN makes big bucks selling big pharma drugs to old people's doctors.

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BidenSmellsKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some of these health companies executives need to be put up against a wall.

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BidenSmellsKids 6 points ago +6 / -0

First the locusts came, and they came in the billions, hungry and feverish for the rustling, thrush wheat. Then they ate all the wheat, and when the people starved, famine broke out, and boils filled with pus and blood appeared on their skin. Then the locusts died, because there was nothing left to eat. Billions of locusts lay dead on the ground...so the frogs came. Because so many frogs left the Nile, certain types of insects were able to thrive in absence of the them, their eggs and larva turned the rivers red, with blood. Then came the deaths from the famine, taking every first born son, loosely translated from Greek and Hebrew as one son per household.

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BidenSmellsKids 11 points ago +13 / -2

If you look closely on the left starting at 0:15 you can see a reptilian spreading covid-19 through 5G

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BidenSmellsKids 4 points ago +4 / -0

California's list of essential workers says "automotive repair that facilitates the distribution of cargo or people (public transportation)". Its pretty vague, exactly what you would expect from communism, a couple sets of different laws and you're always violating at least one. Do you have a permit to get your oil changed citizen?

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BidenSmellsKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

The WHO lists MAGA pills as an "essential medicine" for any first world country, in 2017 in the US it was the 128th most prescribed drug with over 5 million prescriptions.

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BidenSmellsKids -1 points ago +1 / -2

I didn't know anyone who died in 9/11

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BidenSmellsKids 8 points ago +8 / -0

We can't expect poor dumb people to go get their voter ID, but we can expect them to go to the DMV and pay $500 to register their car every year.

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BidenSmellsKids 9 points ago +9 / -0

Agreed, a message needs to be sent. Trump should be able to watch it live, and then immediately tweet that he died like a bitch, crying and wimpering in his last moments.

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BidenSmellsKids 14 points ago +14 / -0

Its way, way too hard to expect poor dumb folk to head on down to the govt office to get a voter ID, but they fully expect them to head on down to the DMV and pay $500 to drive their car every year. Its like Biden said, poor kids are just as smart as white kids.

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