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BigAmericanParty 19 points ago +19 / -0

Too bad I don't own my AR after that tragic boating accident.

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BigAmericanParty 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sign is in Photoshop.

But Little Pigs is in Asheville.

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BigAmericanParty 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can pump all the elephant steroids you want into Yi Len, but they'll still never be as strong as a 9 year old American black kid.

by Jotoku
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BigAmericanParty 61 points ago +61 / -0

Me Chinese 👲

Me play joke 😜

Me put WuFlu in your coke🥤

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BigAmericanParty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a reminder that Hitler was Man of the Year.

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BigAmericanParty 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've been the "Person of the Year" three times already, so color me unimpressed.

by Alpha
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BigAmericanParty 1 point ago +1 / -0

The face when Swallwell's two inch dick rips your cervix.

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BigAmericanParty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought Minnesota had the most obvious corruption caught on tape, but it doesn't seem like anyone wants to talk about that anymore. They were bragging about about buying votes, and yet we just kinda let that go.

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BigAmericanParty 59 points ago +59 / -0

To be fair, Alaska made that joke 50 years ago and it's just now getting to us here in the mainland.

They might feel differently now, but we'll have to wait another half century to find out.

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BigAmericanParty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Supposedly they didn't get word of it in time.

What the fuck is going on up there? How do they communicate, by raven? First the election results, and now this.

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BigAmericanParty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. The fourth person gets a blindfold AND a cigarette. The fifth person gets a hit off a vape pen, etc.

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BigAmericanParty 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is what bravery looks like. Not some Hollywood has been coming out as fag, this.

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BigAmericanParty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I dropped mine too.

Really hard all the way across the room at my mother REEEEEEE

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BigAmericanParty 74 points ago +75 / -1

Oh, well lemme make a phone call and see if we can postpone the war for ya.

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BigAmericanParty 17 points ago +19 / -2

And your mother lost her virginity in the back of a pinto, but she still had you though. Life finds a way don't it?

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BigAmericanParty 18 points ago +19 / -1

Not a fucking chance. Apologize for even thinking such faggotry.

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BigAmericanParty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guarantee this bitch that graduated from Yale Law School couldn't get you legal advice on a fucking traffic ticket.

"At dis particulkar moment in time i wood haf to adresss sum further council"

Immediately calls a white man.

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BigAmericanParty 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's the 13 that do the 52 of the thing.

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