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BigDaddyBigTrump 20 points ago +20 / -0

I learned in 2020 it doesn't matter who wins the election, it's who gets sworn in, and it was deemed that Biden would be sworn in. I guess when I voted that day I was doing nothing more than getting fresh air.

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BigDaddyBigTrump 7 points ago +13 / -6

Good to know focal length causes entirely different creases and wrinkles!

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BigDaddyBigTrump 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is great news! I mean, sure they're going to keep doing it anyway, and sure they're going to make direct eye contact with us while they do it, and sure nothing will happen to them, but in theory they should be in big trouble! Take that!

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BigDaddyBigTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

But it IS based. What's next? "How do I convince him 2+2 isn't 4? How do I convince him water isn't wet?" Facts don't care about your retardation. What's based is based is based.

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BigDaddyBigTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

"She could face up to 5 years in prison." Wow. She'll make the same threats again when he's 22. And 27. And 32. I don't see her suddenly getting over her TDS any decade soon.

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BigDaddyBigTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pence claims, without evidence, the Georgia election was not stolen and he had no right to overturn the election on Jan. 6th.

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BigDaddyBigTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Biden, literally to our faces, and I quote... "I don't work for you."

Leftists after hearing that... "Trump doesn't care about people!!!!"

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BigDaddyBigTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I used to be a man and life was easy. Then I chopped my dick off. Now I can't get a moment's peace because random dudes keep hitting on my super sexy self!"

B U L L S H I T

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BigDaddyBigTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I assume this is, coincidentally of course, not being shown in Israel or anywhere else in the Middle East?

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BigDaddyBigTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank God those movies were released in the early 2000's. 10-15 years later would've been catastrophic.

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BigDaddyBigTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

If any of these creeps go to prison I'm gonna need a live webcam 24/7 because there's no way in hell you'll convince me they're actually in a prison cell unless I see it myself.

"Yep, Hillary is locked away, yep Hunter is locked away, oh man they're really suffering, trust me bro! Nope, no visitors please!"

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BigDaddyBigTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

"He can't keep getting away with this!"

gets away with fraud on camera, gets away with fraud in emails, gets sworn in surrounded by military and steel fences, silences anyone who criticizes him or the election, targets political opponents, sniffs nervous young women in 4K repeatedly

I don't know, it's kinda impressive what he's getting away with. Perhaps another menacing speech in front of a red background will help his image!

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BigDaddyBigTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're so furious they decided to tell people how furious they are, and keep standing around being furious! This is hard hitting news!

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BigDaddyBigTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based on a true story = bigoted conspiracy theory.

How does the left manage to not die in their sleep each night?

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BigDaddyBigTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Welcome to today's free seminar on how to murder white people using semis. Don't worry. We'll blame the truck."

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BigDaddyBigTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

His campaign isn't in trouble. He won a long time ago. He's Governor of Florida, thanks to Trump. Life is great. What campaign are you talking about? It's not like he's going to abandon his people and run for something else! That'd be retarded! Hahaha......... ha...........

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BigDaddyBigTrump 18 points ago +18 / -0

So it's ok to question 2016, but questioning 2020 is a federal crime? Ok gotcha. Funny how that works. Seems to favor one side quite a bit... coincidentally.

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BigDaddyBigTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

Funny how all our institutions are precious and sacred and deserving of respect until the very nanosecond Democrats disagree with them.

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BigDaddyBigTrump 21 points ago +21 / -0

Which is why he had to be installed. Nobody voted for him. 400+ electoral votes for Trump in 2020, same with 2024 assuming a bunch of toilets don't start overflowing and multiple states don't get sleepy at the same time again.

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BigDaddyBigTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this point it would be weird if a train DIDN'T derail and WASN'T carrying toxic chemicals and WASN'T near a body of water.

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BigDaddyBigTrump 31 points ago +31 / -0

Yes, by accident. Luckily they have backups of the backups, or at least they did until the janitor accidentally tripped over a cord and spilled coffee on the servers and fried everything... accidentally on accident.

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