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BigMikey 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is Canada refusing to export anything into the US going to affect our supply chain the only thing they ever export is fucking maple syrup and snow who gives a shit?

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BigMikey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well they need to go read their history books and see what happened to the French collaborators after the Nazi army left. It was not pretty. Everybody knew who they were, everybody knew who the person was that got their sister or their brother or their dad sent off to the death camp. I mean yeah they felt invincible in the moment but there's always an end to that kind of thing.

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BigMikey 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's because Boris Johnson got humiliated on the floor of the parliament over his hypocrisy, and that dude was about ready to fucking cry they were really tearing into his ass. See how it magically happens when the elites are finally held to the same rules they want to push on the rest of us?

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BigMikey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dickies makes better shit anyway. With Carhartt it's always a Gamble because most of their shit is made in China these days. Most of the time I've bought Carhartt shit and it lasted 3 months before I had to go and replace it.

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BigMikey 1 point ago +1 / -0

If a judge can throw out immunity from a prenup agreement, they can throw out immunity from liability for these assholes.

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BigMikey 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need good governors more than we need a good president.

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BigMikey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think shoplifting should result in a shitload of jail time, it should result in either compensating the owner for what you stole and paying a fine on top of that or severe time in jail. Burglary should be a felony yeah. I'm saying on the surface it looks like he's just freeing up resources to prosecute violent crimes.

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BigMikey 4 points ago +5 / -1

So basically what he's doing is saying that the prosecutor's office is trying to save resources by only going after real crime instead of the millions and millions of pages of Mickey mouse bullshit laws that have infested the books of our country for over a century. In my opinion, if this were to actually be enacted fairly without bias, it would be a good thing because it frees you up to take care of business. That being said, this is New York so I highly doubt that the law will be enforced equally or fairly.

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BigMikey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would get married if the legal system stops being so damn sexist to men. If the prospect of divorce or a breakup didn't mean that I'd be spending every single penny I have for the rest of my life on somebody else, if a phone call to the police and a lie didn't pose the threat of me losing my right to bear arms and being locked in prison for an insane amount of time and and forced to pay the mortgage on my house while my ex is in there fucking someone in my bed, I might consider a marriage the day that a marriage contract stops being a contract of indentured servitude to the government, if CPS is ever dissolved and they stop hovering around hospital rooms waiting for white babies to rip from their parents' arms under color of law, if the family court system is ever abolished, I might consider dating and getting married. But as it is right now, women have basically voted for more and more and more protection from the government until the point we're at now where Uncle Sam is your pimp.

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BigMikey 13 points ago +13 / -0

Because she wants to get raped by someone wearing a maga hat. She's fantasizing about it.

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BigMikey 12 points ago +13 / -1

He really don't need a lot dude, all you need is a squat stand, a barbell, some rubber mats for deadlifts, and the full set of plates. Then once you have your 25 lb 10 lb your 5 lb you're two and a half pounds and your 45s you can just add more 45s as you get stronger. Every time I have to buy a new pair of 45 lb plates I feel really proud of myself. Last year I got my squat up to 405 lb and this year I want to get it up to 500. I mean if you really want to get fancy you can get a cardio machine like an exercise bike or a treadmill, but you'd be much better served spending your money on a good pair of running shoes that fits you real good. I got to say running is like the king of exercise there's just no comparison in terms of what it does for you physiologically and hormonally. This is coming from a person who primarily trains as a powerlifter and does Brazilian jiu-jitsu. I mean I've pretty much sworn off sex and porn and masturbation and I just live a purely aescetic life I mean I don't really do anything except work work out go camping hunting and training with the local militia on the weekends. That's pretty much what I do I'm basically a fucking Monk. This year I'm going to get my lifts up and I'm going to get my fucking blue belt. That's what I'm going to do I want to get my blue belt and I want to get a stripe or two on it.

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BigMikey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look I know you get all mopey sometimes but I just love you so much that I can't control myself sometimes and even when you say no I just can't stop.

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BigMikey 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he had given the order, if he had told them to go and take that fucking building, that building would have been taken and all of those snakes would have been hung out front.

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BigMikey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't wait to get my hands on an lmt mws AR-10. Two more months and I can get my gun rights restored

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BigMikey 45 points ago +47 / -2

Dude it took me almost 9 months to get my plea deal for a single fucking misdemeanor. I mean if you really want to get on that guy's case about it taking a long time to investigate what's essentially high treason, you don't really understand how our justice system works these days. It's part of why we have such a high crime rate in this country, it's because we don't have the speedy trials that we're supposed to have. Everything takes so goddamn long that these people get out on bond and then they're out for like two or three years or even longer if they take it to trial. The whole purpose of it is to squeeze as much money out of you as humanly fucking possible before your case gets resolved. That being said, it's complete bullshit that this guy hasn't filed any charges. I mean for fuck sake they did the investigative work for him before they even handed it to him. So fuck him. They have to file charges before the process can even start. The fact that it's been almost a year now without any charges being filed and it's been sitting on the attorney general's desk for that long means that charges are probably not going to be filed.

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BigMikey 13 points ago +13 / -0

75,000 a year for one person is damn good. The only way it's not good is if you're a fucking retard with your money. I mean it's not that fucking hard to live on 75 grand that's more than what most families make combined. For one guy earning that much he's doing pretty damn good for himself. You want to know how to make that $75,000 stretch out so you can live like your earning six figures? Get some fucking roommates. You get a three bedroom house or apartment that you can afford on your own, and then you sublease it to a few blue collar workers like plumbers or electricians or some shit like that and you can cut your mortgage or your rent down to like $300 a month. I mean if you're making $75,000 a year and still living paycheck to paycheck you either have a lot of debt or you're just fucking retarded with your money, the first one I can kind of understand you can get in trouble really easy these days but the second one is just there's no help for you if that's the case. If a girl is with somebody who's making $75,000 to 100,000 a year and she's still not happy with his income then she's a fucking whore she's a goddamn gold digging piece of shit and she needs to get her own fucking job and get her own damn money start helping out with some of those God damn bills she's contributing to.

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BigMikey 85 points ago +87 / -2

No they just want a rich man to pop out more kids with and get more child support from. They'll cheat on you in a goddamn heartbeat for a fucking bean burrito from the gas station

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BigMikey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well yeah that's why the Muslims have such a high birth rate. One man with three fertile women having three kids off of each of them just doubles the size of the family. If all the Muslims are doing that, and if they can bring more women into the fold so that every man gets three women, they can double the number of Muslims in an area within 20 years. It's a really successful strategy for propagating your culture. We just need to get more women on board with it and we can outbreed the Mexicans.

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BigMikey 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGA guys are the ones that they go to on tinder when they want to get fucked. I talk about being MAGA in my profile and I fucking slay so much blue haired pussy it's crazy. They all talk about being feminists and how they hate Republicans and if you're a trump supporter swipe left, and they pretend to be grossed out when I open up the conversation by asking them if they'd like to gag on my dick, but then 30 seconds later, they're agreeing to come over, and oh boy they are fucking crazy in bed. Really super submissive and really into race play. This one girl actually had a Nazi costume that she wanted me to dress up in and she wanted me to pretend that I was a prison guard at Auschwitz and that she was a Jew there. She wanted to pretend that she was trading favors with me for yogurt, but she wanted me to feed her the yogurt rectally until her stomach was bulging and she couldn't hold it in anymore and she crapped herself all over the table that she had me strap her down to.

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BigMikey 73 points ago +74 / -1

If he doesn't get immediately into protective custody he's not going to last very long in there.

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BigMikey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Rob Schneider used to be a B list celebrity. He had it all; money, fame, and acceptance in the hollywood community. But, one day, he tweeted the wrong thing, and everything changed. Now, he gets to experience a whole new life in guantanamo bay. Rob Schneider in THE DOMESTIC TERRORIST!

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