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Bigly-Wrong 11 points ago +11 / -0

You can’t flim flam the zim zam.

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Bigly-Wrong 16 points ago +16 / -0

Sum Ting Wong

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Bigly-Wrong 12 points ago +12 / -0

Minneapolis: Look at me, I’m the Somalia now.

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Bigly-Wrong 9 points ago +9 / -0

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year, stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change. Killed the Tsar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank held a general's rank. When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank

I watched with glee While your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made

I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste. And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached Bombay Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints As heads is tails just call me Lucifer

Cause I'm in need of some restraint. So if you meet me have some courtesy. Have some sympathy, and some taste

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Bigly-Wrong 7 points ago +7 / -0

Medal of freedom

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Bigly-Wrong 3 points ago +4 / -1

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.

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Bigly-Wrong 9 points ago +9 / -0
    • G G E R

Joe Biden, “I’d like to solve the puzzle”

Pat Sajak, “Sorry Joe, the answer we were looking for is Jogger.”

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Bigly-Wrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

He threatened to wrap a chain around ol Cornpop so I wouldn’t doubt it.

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Bigly-Wrong 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m pretty sure this was the culmination of an 8 year Kenyan scam.

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Bigly-Wrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Breaking news, something else is turning to stone.

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Bigly-Wrong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dirty Rice > Dirty Sanchez

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