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BiglyCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

No apache helicopter option? Absolute fucking nazis. I'm literally shaking.

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BiglyCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

For fuck sake my dick can only become so flaccid

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BiglyCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fun fact: The US Constitution is 4 pages long. Don't let these commie fucks shred a single one... There could be something important on there!

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BiglyCovfefe 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm not a sniveling pussy shell of a man with a haggard frail body from years of hard drug abuse, so yea... I'll take the tussle to the ground instead obviously. But I would rather take all of those drugs than beat on a pregnant lady and hold a gun to her belly while my friends ransack her house. God damn... Pick better fucking martyrs.

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BiglyCovfefe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Isn't it obvious? White people are the oppressed in 2021

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BiglyCovfefe 15 points ago +16 / -1

They aren't white because they're safe... They're safe because they're white.

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BiglyCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

People seem to forget that during the american revolution tons of northeastern towns were teeming with spineless british loyalists. The battle of the brandywine was a crushing defeat for the americans because the chester county militia was completely infiltrated with tories who pretended to be patriots, but were secretly feeding the brits information on all of the americans battle plans, which areas would be defended, which would be vulnerable, etc. The battle was a rout, but we won the war in the end. The moral of this story is that lots of people who live near you have a completely different vision of what the country should stand for, lots of them are fucking dead wrong, and lots of them would happily see you destroyed. Stay the course. Never falter. Win the war.

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BiglyCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some bullshit about the other races all being oppressed or marginalized. You know... The ultimate piece of shit racist bigot attitude, where you simultaneously minimize the sufferings and achievements of an entire people. You know.. like an evil spiteful sad moron.

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BiglyCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

You love to see it

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BiglyCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very few industries aren't thriving down here. Super high quality of life, and usually pretty mild weather. Summers aren't all that bad. Houston is alright. Dallas sucks. Austin and san Antonio are very cool. Small towns are the best though. Texas all the way.

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BiglyCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that Kim numb and hate myself and everyone who looks like me, everything has been grand. I'm so ashamed of the pride I used to have in my family's upward mobility in the past century... Moving from illiterate farmers to doctors, lawyers, and engineers. Now that I realize it's all thanks to black folks, and not the blood and sweat of my parents and grandparents, I'm at peace.

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BiglyCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol at out of touch cartoonist who thinks we don't know dem governors and mayors intentionally murdered seniors and drove shit into the ground just to spite president Trump's unprecedented successes and help sell a fraudulent election. Also, this comment had been fact checked and it's true.

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BiglyCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember visiting casa verdi in Milan and it was a really emotional moment for me. Just to be in the presence of the home where so many gifted heroes of music have lived. Admiring all of the hypermodern architecture sitting immediately beside beautiful gothic and ancient roman landmarks. All of the rich rustic food and drink and culture. Then I woke up and realized it was all a sham built on the backs of black people, and renounced all of the toxic pride I once had for the achievements of my humble european ancestors. Honk honk, all better now.

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BiglyCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can only lock your car doors around white colonizers. If you lock your doors anywhere near a black person, you're just racist. Honk honk

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BiglyCovfefe 9 points ago +9 / -0

I work at a major corporation in a male dominated industry (male dominated because it's dangerous, duh). Last year, 32% of new hires were white men. Making life harder for white men is a matter of corporate policy, globally. I've had about enough.

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BiglyCovfefe 260 points ago +262 / -2

If this doesn't tell you to keep your piece in the glove box every day, what will?

Someone tries to tase me and take my car, they're getting pumped full - don't care if they're black white purple green 113 years old or 13 years old.

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