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Blacktron5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks concern troll.

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Blacktron5000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably a cover so he can wear a cast to conceal his ankle bracelet that monitors his location.

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Blacktron5000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I disagree. My Independent Bi-Partisan Fact Check™ from The Office of Dog Trainer Elect says I trained him.

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Blacktron5000 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I've been told this was derburnked because Biden dindu nuffin. Sure he's on video admitting that he withheld aid to Ukraine in exchange for getting a prosecutor fired, but that just makes him even more innocent. Kieth Olbermann and Rachel Maddow told me so on Clown World Tonight.

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Blacktron5000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't the change that states that already have firing squad as a method of execution can have it for federal crimes, not all states? I think only 3 states currently have it and haven't used this method in a really long time.

Correction: Utah has done it once in 1996 and once in 2010. Source I saw said these are the only 2 since 1976 in the entire country.

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Blacktron5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's either blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother."

Diaz is a beast

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Blacktron5000 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was referencing this scene, where the use of the word bro is perceived as raycis.

https://youtu.be/a69LChANGzA

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Blacktron5000 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh then leftists will NEVER believe them. Anonymous sources are the Gold Standard of leftist journalism.

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Blacktron5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always hold out hope that it's because The Kraken has brought us good news.

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Blacktron5000 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is but a single suction cup on a single tentacle of The Kraken.

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Blacktron5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it was disabled around Election Day.

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Blacktron5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope this is what the Kraken delivers us.

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Blacktron5000 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, that's a little confusing. It makes it seem like they should be deported because they're a Trump supporter. It should be worded differently.

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Blacktron5000 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope he looks like the original Clash of the Titans Kraken, not the one from the remake or any of those giant squid/octopus krakens pirates talk about.

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