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BlissBatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a beautiful venue, and you can fully enjoy the natural splendor with nobody else there.

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BlissBatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like a skit from Brule's Rules with Dr. Steve Brule, except this is real, and this guy is actually running for President.

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BlissBatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

A tanned white man named Enrique? Not according to Occam's Razor.

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BlissBatch 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh my God, the way he mockingly croaked out "DARK WINTER~" 🤣

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BlissBatch 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh, shut up. Fucking Drumph supporters act like he could pack a mega-stadium with 125,000 people.

What‽ He did‽

REEEEEEEE

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BlissBatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

OP, maybe add the time it's supposed to start to your post?

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BlissBatch 36 points ago +37 / -1

As a classical liberal, I will never be sold on 100% of what Biden believes in—but 90% is still a hell of a lot better than the 0% I give Kamala.

Seriously, how do you get 0%? Like, I'm pro-choice, so that's one of the 10% of things I disagree with Pence on. But then Kamala basically says, let's force taxpayers to fund an organization founded on eugenics to purge black people from the gene pool, so that you are forced to use your money to pay for other people's post-birth abortions!

The Democrats have become so radical, that despite being pro-choice, I actually agree with the pro-choice candidate's stance on abortion significantly less than the pro-life one. The fuck.

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BlissBatch 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sounds like he has a slight sore throat—so he even sounds better than Joe on a "good" day.

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BlissBatch 6 points ago +6 / -0

CLEVELAND, OH—Some are questioning Chris Wallace's neutrality in the debate tonight. Many say he constantly interrupted Trump and refused to challenge Biden. But others are pointing to more obvious clues, like the giant foam finger he wore that read "Biden 2020."

I just don't feel like this guy is being totally unbiased," said one viewer. "But, to be frank, I can't really put my finger on the reason. He just really seems to be thumbing his nose at the idea of impartiality."

I wish I could point to the reason I suspect him of bias. His questions just didn't quite have the ring of fairness about them. We could make an index of all the times he interrupted Trump, while he seemed to have some kind of pinky promise with Joe Biden not to contradict him. He just wasn't in the middle."

I gotta hand it to him though: he had a real grip of the issues."

TOPKEK

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BlissBatch 17 points ago +17 / -0

"There are as many people drivin' to soccer practice, and/or black or white or Hispanic in the same car..."

The fuck‽

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BlissBatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then immediately takes it back, "excuse me, with this person." Truly a strong leader.

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BlissBatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pro Tip: if you shop on Amazon, always use smile.amazon.com, and set it to Project Veritas. They'll get a cut of every order you place.

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BlissBatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

maga.host refuses to upload these in order, so read them in the order of the numbers I've provided for maximum "Stop! He's already dead!" hilarity.

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BlissBatch 63 points ago +64 / -1

As a classical liberal, I've despised neocon warhawks my whole life. Just wasn't able to actually do anything about them, until Trump. #WalkAway

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BlissBatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

DJ: make some NOISEEEE

REE:

FTFY

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BlissBatch 34 points ago +34 / -0

How fucking quick was this? For this to be breaking news now, he must have "told Congress" this fucking minutes after her death.

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