haters because they are so fucking annoying and by destroying them I am making the world more peaceful. Oh? you thought I was going to destroy Trump? Boohoo. Too bad I am going to destroy his haters instead.

I am new to this thing and I just have to say My god trumps hair is sexy, That is not me btw. that is my parasite twin, Anyways Trump Is hot and I will move to America in 2020 And Keep America Great. JK I can't be bothered getting a visa and would never move somewhere illegally, but #KAG by voting for Trump in 2020. And also the whistleblower Is Eric Ciaramella... Wa-wait guys someone is at my door, Holy shit it's the CIA. CIA "You have exposed our plan to make America communist" Bob "Stop spying on me or I'll tell everyone that you are commies" CIA " We will be back will Hillary and bill to make sure you can't." Bob " Wait what does that mean?" CIA " You'll Find out (: " Bob grabs out Glock 17 Bob " Suck on this nuke pinko" CIA "ARGH A BULLET" Bob cleans up mess Bob " holy shit I was so almost killed like Jeffrey Epstein, Just for saying the whist- Better not say his name unless it's on the internet haha" 2 WEEKS LATER bob climbs into cargo bob FBI "we need you to assassinate 2 political figures which have ties with communist leaders" Bob "how" FBI " with this! " FBI pulls out predator drone with control pad Bob " holy shit that is cool" FBI " pretend you're playing cod and got a killstreak" Bob " Ok boomer " FBI " I was born in 1976 so I am not a boomer" 2 hours later *bob assassinates both figures while they drive a gold plated limousine in Venezuela. Bob " alright I did your job now give me my money " FBI Gives 10,000,000 Dollars in gold bars FBI " We'll transport it in a convoy to your apartment, We will also give you 15 armed guards so you don't get robbed." Bob " holy shit thanks. " THE END