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BobbyTwoScoops 154 points ago +155 / -1

"Well, who saw it?"

"Nobody. Here at A 1, we also shred our eyeballs."

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BobbyTwoScoops 2 points ago +3 / -1

She is fine, but I will never give up on Klacik.

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BobbyTwoScoops 20 points ago +20 / -0

Of Chanel? Where?

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BobbyTwoScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

They played their pedezonkers and slammed their pedesdonkers. They rode on their uptrumpets and bounced their freedomlets.

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BobbyTwoScoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Poverty does not only pertain to an individual's current financial means. Real poverty can only be achieved when there is also emotional poverty or fulfillment poverty, which white people have never experienced." Nobody has said this yet, but they probably will

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BobbyTwoScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

more like "About Time" ...yeah? That is all I have got this morning.

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BobbyTwoScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

You. Win. Everything.

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BobbyTwoScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait... boner... monument... Saturday... November.. I don’t know where I am going with this

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BobbyTwoScoops 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah, buckle up, this shit ain’t over

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BobbyTwoScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, remember when Pompeo told all those accepting Chinese handouts that he knew about it? I member

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BobbyTwoScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

"BIDEN: WHAT HAPPENED... NO REALLY, WHAT HAPPENED?"

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BobbyTwoScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair, he didn’t know what he was saying or where he was or what was being counted or his name or... I could go on

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BobbyTwoScoops 6 points ago +6 / -0

This would be the perfect movie! I have a good idea for the ending too. Turns out he doesn’t.

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BobbyTwoScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

we can’t really go by Twitter numbers, since 110 year olds probably don’t use Twitter

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