Not even a bluecheck. The godless clowns on the left clearly don't love him.

Sadly, it is. This is what happens when anal leads to motherhood.

That poor, poor, goat.

I miss him, best comedian in Iraq.

Us in Oklahoma are coming with you. Don't leave us with these idiots.

I sense low energy and low T.

I agree - I want the message from the man, not some spokesman.

Grandpa's one good cry away from being grandma

This looks less like a single crime and more like an org chart of criminals.

Guys have a knob at the end of their dick to keep their hand from flying off and beating them face. It was designed to keep men from going stupid from repetitive face punches.

He's clearly missing the knob.

Being this close to winning grew additional hair on my chest. This much T will turn a soy boy into a man at this rate.

If they wanted to hold his balls they will need more than two hands.

True, but it would be strange actually having someone that knows the law in the FBI.

Here i am thinking COVID 19 was about people getting sick. Good thing he opened those casinos to keep all those people healthy. I'm sure packing all those folks in with the "loosest slots" in the state will prevent infection.

Or this clown is having fun burning down the state under an emergency.

God Bless Kansas. God is still welcome and honored here and may that never change.

Don't be mean, he won the battle against literacy.

At the end she will snort a line off the phone and that's how we get idiot commies.

Don't say "For the children" to loudly. You'll get uncle touchy here in a second.

Same 'Stash too. Just not as full.

The REEEE is one hell of a backup singer. TRUMP 2025!

I LIKE YOUR STYLE DAMNIT.

Despot Northam would ask if that is biological female penis or not.

Just change your name to Antifa and he would give you the key to the state. This looking amazingly petty on his behalf.

The number is going to be low only because of how many of the dead are voting.

Your contact information is incorrect, you have to email Iran to get access to your rep (D). Nancy is over there crying her little eyes out into a bottle of whiskey when she found out they were out of ice.

To be fair and let's be fair and level headed. No one, no matter their situation should have to drink whiskey without ice.

I'm torn from when he got all them fat ladies out doing cardo on the White House lawn during integration or when he made France the 78th state.