St. Peter "Mr. Limbaugh, we're almost ready for You. We got a Diamond "Excellence In Heavenly Broadcasting" Microphone in your new studio for you. Nothing tied behind your back anymore."
Rush "Only in Heaven will be Audience? What about Hell?"
St. Peter "Teddy Kennedy, RBG, and Satan had a meeting. An eternity in flames seems to be enough for them."
I'm in his district. So who do I vote for? The Dem's choice? I haven't seen any independent option.
In three years I so wanna see Randy Quaid ID4 Memes with President Trump's face.
"Hello Boys! I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!"
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Those poor saps who had his face tattooed on themselves. HA HA!!!
Y.M.C.A. - Yes! Maga Covfefe's America!
"You have chosen... Wisely..."
A Bakersfieldian here. Our little spot of conservatism in the middle of the Left Coast.
Man, I hope out President fixes the Social Media & Google's clocks, to stop blocking stuff like this.
CNN & Butt Plugs. That's an association that will never leave me.
KimberVITA! KimberVITA! KimberVITA! I was actually expecting some Andrew Lloyd Webber music to start...
That gave me the creeps... First I was, "Just toss a rope over the head & yank it down. Why treat their statues better than the one that was originally there?" But seeing it hung? Unintended Statue Lynching... Goosebumps all over...
Mrs. Butterworth has been apprehended with a bloody butterknife. The only quote we've been able to get was
"She's nobody's aunt now!".
Yep, Just Do It already... Tired of interviews, and nothing actually done.
To show my support, I've canceled my reddit premium subscription & unsubbed T_D over there. They've done shot themselves in the foot.
Can we send one to Congresswoman Frederica Wilson of South Florida? She loves her hats.
I bet that teacher is walking on eggshells today.
I would be the MadLad in her face. "You wanna wash mine off this year, teach? Didn't Think So."
Happy Ash Wednesday 2020!
Clint Eastwood's head in jar presents...
Nick Sandmann
Coming in 2044
tick. tick. tick. tick. tick. tick. tick. tick. GONG!!!!!!
Hell's Bells!!!
I can imagine squishing various libtard heads (Like Kids in the Hall), but other than snapping two fingers between my eye and them (mostly TV), I would NEVER think of actually doing any actual violence against them. :)
Once I get Moderna #2, I'm having a facemask imprinted.
MODERNA #1 (Date), #2 (Date) So why am I wearing this?