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Boonecountymoonshine 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't have a lot of confidence in Craftsman wrenches, but I still use them when I have to.

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Boonecountymoonshine 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't imagine having a home invader live to see a trial. Especially one of these programmed Jodies out there. From what I heard rand let him whoop him in his own house.

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Boonecountymoonshine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he wants to look like he's picking a fight. His daddy is more scary to them than Trump could ever be. They're killing people over auditing the ballots in Georgia; What you think they'd do if we were a vote away from auditing the Fed?

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Boonecountymoonshine 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was just on cavuto. And they laid it all out to however many people still watch FOX. I watch everything because I'm a raging sycophant since 2001. But he rode the bike all the way to the bottom, but ended up saying that things have to change later. Republican's favorite word.

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Boonecountymoonshine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. He got got by a liberal home invader from what I heard. Scalise is nails tho.

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Boonecountymoonshine 1 point ago +1 / -0

His dad said dangerous things. Things way more dangerous to them than anything that Trump has done.

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Boonecountymoonshine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes you have to shake the etch a sketch when the picture is the best you've ever drawn. Either that, or put it on the shelf and quit playing with it.

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Boonecountymoonshine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ron Paul is the only person that I've cast a vote for in my life.

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Boonecountymoonshine 6 points ago +6 / -0

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Boonecountymoonshine 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't engage in that kind of behavior due to the oppressive rural Appalachian white priveleged upbringing that I received from my grandpappy. We were so priveleged that one morning we had squirrel gravy AND sausage with our fried bread.

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Boonecountymoonshine 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not salty cracker. I was just spreading the good word, brother.

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Boonecountymoonshine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you don't think that I was making a joke at James's expense. I'm just as frustrated as you are at the situation, and the color injected in this parody note is directed at the brazen nature of the desperate people responsible for it, not James or Harrison.

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Boonecountymoonshine 5 points ago +7 / -2

I bet he was making a bunch of crystal meths with all of those. Its a schedule 2 precursor, you know. It's about time our leaders step up and designate Wendy's chilli sauce as a schedule 1 precursor.

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