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Excellent observation. I just love looking (well, not directly at Medusa for potential health risks) at the famous picture of this criminally unfunny skank yukking it up with Horrible Monster Trump at a golf course, only to be one of the more INSANE TDS purveyors on the turn of a dime. Same for the REAL ray-ciss Spike Lee, et al - is their particularly-unhinged LOATHING of Trump due to the fact they FEAR him? What INGRATES.
My family FINALLY had my mom's belated funeral (7/30) to accommodate nationwide (one sister retired to Panama and couldn't make dad's November funeral) cousins, family, etc, so this is a little bad taste. But I'm also reminded, being the youngest of 7 and doing ALL the caregiving, estate resolution and ALL of the funeral planning ALONE, once we were all together again and the birth order coming out in spades with my PSYCHO liberal siblings, why I value the fact that WE PROBABLY WON'T BE TOGETHER AGAIN AFTER THIS (picture the ONE conservative guest on The View and don't change anything - that's our 'family meeting' in a nutshell - everything I've done wrong from A-Z and why all conservatives are horrible monsters).
I'll ALWAYS remember during my SWEATY Army basic training at Ft Leonard Wood (Lost In The Woods) in deep southern Missouri during July/August 1986, on one of the maneuvers, some poor bastard finally had his shit-once-a-week MRE turd poking out its head and darted into the woods on our Smoke Em If You Got Em 5 minute break. He apparently didn't know the difference between 'regular' vegetation and poison ivy. He spent the next relaxing several days in the infirmary.
Holy shi'ite - hatchet face could stop birdshit in mid-air.
I can picture Graham-nesty and Jared being grrrrreeeattt butt buddies.
I also like the Epstein Ugly Sweater.
What a huge baggette!!! (hardee-har)
I wish I could remember the book from circa 1999/2000 regarding specifically conservative actors being aggressively BANNED from working in PedoWood but Dwight Schultz (Murdock above) featured prominently. He stated he was often ridiculed for even showing up for auditions (Dwight what are YOU doing here? You know YOUR kind aren't welcome....etc). It's become far far worse since.
White Devil SlaveMaster Buck is gonna get ALL THE COLON POUNDING he can handle now.
Mmmm.....a slight hint of Nathan Lane's hairy butthole, some Poopy Goldboig red snapper, a twist of Pelosi floor-length nipple. Polish it off with a jug of Soylent Green New Deal lager.
Don Lemon - Butts Cleaned Expertly.
Geezus - Creeper looks like Neil Young & re-Greta Thunboig's Love Child.
I THANKFULLY was able to visit the Portland area/Scapoose (sadly for the slow demise of my brother's 2nd wife from cancer - first in early summer 2011 when she was ailing, then again for the funeral in the fall). So I DID get to see Portland before it was Dante's Inferno. But I totally agree with your assessment (Exhibit A: The Bundy family) - I've always heard it's the 'coastal' nutjobs (with rare exceptions like your friends) that are cyanotic blue while the 'interior' folks are FIERCELY conservative. They must be nauseous their states are constantly in the news for the WRONG reasons.
Is Breaking Bad getting a 'reboot'? It's a house on wheels - hopefully someone will give him/her/it the directions to Pelosi's driveway.
I'd honestly forgotten about this insanely-precocious gal (I think she stated to Alex Jones that "Yes, I really DO write all my own material - people think i'm too young to have such rapid-fire banter", etc, etc).
Whew! Thank GOD she didn't criticize islam!
Love the username, Colonel Lingus!
That might be Big Mike's DICK.
Yeah, that's one of the BIGGEST "but what about THIS SHIT" irrefutable FACTS I'll throw at my drooling zombie liberal siblings. You f-ckers are so freaked out about the Chinese Plague, think it's perfectly A-OK to lock down the entire country repeatedly for FAKE variants, go door to door, yada yada, but the border is a WIDE OPEN FAUCET TURNED TO '11' AND LEFT THERE. Okie-doke.
Honestly as much as I love the midwest (and will stay within the 'mid' corridor - up to the Dakotas, down south [a sis used to live in Chickasha, OK etc]), after all is tied up & given a ribbon on top (I get the house for my decade-plus of UNPAID caregiving, estate issues, yard, etc maintenance) I'm thinking about a 'new' start and have had my eye on TX for some time. Another sister lived outside of Dallas (Duncan? I believe) for years, a cousin lives in Flower Mound, my mom's youngest sister lives outside of Houston, etc. Thinking about a Big Move. Or possibly back to KC, MO where I was right before coming back to PoDunk here. This surly small-town shit just ain't for me - I quit drinking (and 'other') 19 years ago exactly and that's the ONLY pastime here - Comatose Alcoholism (my sex life has gone down the shitter since being sober!).
Never married (though still HIDE on Fathers Day), the parents' welfare was the ONLY thing tying me here, etc. But then there's the common sense philosophical statement of "Wherever you go, there YOU (and all your skeletons etc) are".
They'd BETTER if they come onto Us Patriots' property to check for our Gold Stars Of Vaccination (what's that sticking out the window, bob? Is that a .50 Desert Eagle?)
God Bless you, my man. Truer - and more tragically dead-on - observations cannot be elaborated upon by Your Humble Narrator. It really IS like a family blue-print, primarily when the GLUE of the parents dissipates upon their collective death, that the rest of barely-communicative family just finally DISSOLVES. Tragedy brings out the NASTIEST true colors, doesn't it? I honestly doubt I'll see the majority of my siblings again and regarding about 50% of them with whom I can carry on topical, CIVIL, NON POLITICAL conversations I absolutely don't give a shit.
One (of many) massive projects I've had to undertake this year around the property is removal of this become-a-burden huge maple tree in front, the stump of which was finally ground out recently. As the sibs will be stomping in & out of the House Of Memories, I sincerely hope they enjoy the new rock sculpture I put in, JUST for their perusal. This will make SURE I never see them again.
That, sir, is one of the most eloquent descriptions/explanations of The Great (military and biological) Divide that I've ever read. Thank you sincerely for your service and for the superb feedback.
Wish my F-cking Loved Ones did (i'm the youngest of 7 against ALL SIX of my Jonestown-level liberal siblings). This Friday the 30th is my beloved mother's belated funeral in our hometown which I ALONE have been planning (in addition to sole caregiving, sole estate executor, etc - all of dad's siblings, a maternal uncle, both my parents passed all at the end of 2020). I've been begging for remote assistance with funeral, administrative, etc, matters, but all these dipshits can talk about is the fact that "I don't take it seriously" the plague that DID kill our parents. I don't even know where to START with the feelings over facts crowd. I simply can't penetrate their Confirmation Bias and am DREADING "The View" fighting - all of them cornering me and lecturing me. Gonna be a f-cking wreck by Friday, or be ordering six more coffins......