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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Speaking from behind enemy lines (I'm the youngest of 7 and, since the parents' collective passing in late 2020, the SOLE conservative - it's like Groundhog Day if murray's character wakes up as a guest on The View FOR ETERNITY), this is my particularly-unhinged sister's new Mantra (before it was 'grab by the pussy') "The January 6th horrible atrocities committed by insane TRUMP SUPPORTERS". I've given up trying to convince her the genuinely PEACEFUL supporters were INFILTRATED by the Violent Left, and asked her to please read up on the Reichstag Fire. I get the blank glare, foam starting at mouth, eyes rolling back in head, screaming, convulsions.....

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hubbie probably broke his spine when GiGanTor got on top. The kid's probably on his 17th dose of genital-melting hormones by now. Don't see a shrink, see a DIETITIAN.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Спасибо, comrade!!! The LeftWaffe are collectively like a broken record, playing only a handful of beaten-to-death tunes: weapon confiscation, pampering the ILLEGALS/Undocumented Democrats to the detriment of those of us who LIVE HERE AND PAY TAXES, Everything Is Ray-ciss.....blah blah blah. Rinse. Repeat.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've got a whole BULGING folder devoted to strictly Mrs Brown's Boys. I noticed the dilution/diminishing-returns process starting in about midway thru Season 2. All the 'let's get the gang back together, AGAIN' 'specials' didn't help either.

Why do otherwise-brilliant shows just all tend to run out of steam, and most of those ABRUPTLY? I.E., the process isn't death-by-degrees so much as everybody goes on vacation between seasons and are replaced by Special Ed grade-school kids as writers the following seasons.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some Medusas should continue to wear masks permanently - and get one for the fist-sized forehead-dingleberry too. Do it for The Children.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'll probably just squat on his/her/its hood and give 'em a big ol' Cleveland Steamer.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a certain Boulder-area grocery chain I hope she shops at frequently....in a bright orange vest.

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BowelSharpton 16 points ago +17 / -1

This is an INSANELY sensitive subject in my family. I'm the youngest of 7, as never married (especially seeing ALL of my siblings crash'n'burn spectacularly on their marriages, some now on #3 Psycho) moved back to the hometown to caregive the last several years. I lost BOTH parents within 3 weeks of another to finish out the TOXIC 2020 (dad 11/24 at the nursing home and mom I found at home 12/17 - they each had a WHIFF of COVID so therefore the cause of death was 110% COVID - I have 20 years medical experience so call total bullshit on that but, in the interests of maintaining the peace, kept my mouth shut).

Mom insisted we have dad's service that Thanksgiving week, the day after and, with all the Chinese Plague hysterics firmly in place, it was general consensus (that is, me the LONE conservative against my The View equivalent hysterical siblings) that it be family ONLY - and by all rights it should have been a PACKED service (he ran the local grain elevator for nearly 60 years - EVERYBODY knew him). Now a sister who's retired to Panama, who was forced to miss dad's because of chinese plague travel restrictions, insist we wait til 7/30 to have mom's when she'll be back in The States. Okie-doke.

I had absolutely NO CHOICE under the current circumstances but to get this POISON injected into me (at my nearest VA, 75 miles away - dose #1 of 2, damn near KILLED me - felt like an MLB team used me for BATTING PRACTICE, crippling headache, chills like I've never experienced, bedridden for 2 days - all this for a 99.7% recovery rate illness?).

Unless you're from a HUGE family like mine you simply can't conceive how exhausting it is fighting them constantly, in addition to me, ALONE doing all of the estate bullshit as well. AND still trying to process the loss of my parents (dad lost BOTH his remaining siblings, mom lost a brother in law, then both parents died, all in the span of October to December - talk about STRESS).

My point being, I didn't HAVE a choice, literally. One of my fellow conservative cousins asked "So if I refuse the vaccine will I have to wear a Gold Star at the service or will I even be allowed IN? My body my choice, right?". I'm like "Cuz, don't get me started"). Typical liberals, always fight in PACKS.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

So wait a second, Brendan's is the original and THEN it was remade by the Scots? Aha!!!

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Geezus, I can't keep UP. Yes, it was 'lowest common denominator' raunchy humor but I loved it! Thank you - will try to look at these over the weekend!! Thanks for the warning - sometimes the remakes exceed the original(s) but that's rarely the case - case in point (to my critic's eyes anyway) is "Brothers", a Danish original starring the mighty Ulrich Thomsen I didn't particularly care for but the HollyWeird remake was far superior - it's ALWAYS the other way around, America always feeling the need to 'dumb it down' for the masses. No WONDER I've gone almost completely to 'foreign' fare. Watched a Danish one last night starring the mighty Madds Mikkelsen that was GENIUS - Riders Of Justice.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

If "Mr Queen" Phil was American, at age 99, he'd be on his 17th or so Senate campaign by now. (And I agree with the Irrelevant Since 18th Century Royalty sentiment)

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

You, sir, are THE MAN. The ONLY Mrs Brown's Boys I'd ever seen was apparently the Scottish one (w/Brendan O'Carroll) - I honestly had NO IDEA it was a remake. I have seasons 1-3, all the 47 (I exaggerate for comic effect) christmas shows, the stage-shows. I was wondering if it just STOPPED after season 3 as have yet to find anymore - wasn't aware of the 'talk show' variety you speak of. Thanks for the education!!! It's sad that 99% of the 'current' stuff (by that I mean 20 years or so - all without FAIL follow the same pattern) rope the viewer in the first rock solid two seasons, then it's like all the original writers leave in a mass exodus and they limp along to a pathetic ignominious death. Sopranos was fantastic until it's last INSULTINGLY bad finale season. Homeland WAS great 1st two seasons, then APPALLING. I LOVED Being Human (the UK original) at first, then IT sucked. True Blood...Dexter. Law of diminishing returns. Do they get complacent thinking the loyal viewers will just stick with it? Insulting.

I'd link to some of my goodies but they're all OFFLINE on one of many external drives!!!

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

The second I saw his face I realized "Isn't that the guy in Foreign Body, 1986? Thanks for the link(s), as always.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Far out - is there a season ONE? You ever get into Mrs Brown's Boys? I've been trying to locate the FULL Till Death... series - ain't finding it - one site had season 2 and 4 and that's it - why bother uploading partial? Will keep searching. You might get a kick out of rarefilm.net - more FILM than series though. Some exceptionally, impressively obscure stuff there (requires a nitroflare paid account to d/l).

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh yeah, I remember now. Thanks for refreshing the memory. This shit is SCARY - law enforcement officials can OD on just exposure to it, etc. Wide open borders, ChyNa pushing their killer chemicals through, cartels in charge of everything, nothing to see here, move along.

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Glad you said it - that's a HUGE turn-off for me (you look great except for either the Tramp Stamp on the back [slippery when wet] or "Is there a friggin carnival in town?" body-wide 'art'). I'm SO thankful Your Humble Narrator Army vet never did the "wake up from a hangover with a new hideous tat". I try not to be judgmental of others' choices (especially since quitting drinking and EVERYTHING in 2002 - and i hate the judgmental militants who DO hector others) - I just always think "you'll like a fecken IDIOT if you make it to Elderly Stage".

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

An extra quadrillion upvotes for the FMJ reference.

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honest question - whatever became of the fellow CONVICTED AND EXECUTED in the court of public opinion officer Darren Wilson of Ferguson, MO? Where does Officer Chauvin go to get his reputation and life back? Is MinnesoMalia going to pay HIM $27 million for 'oops' or is that just payable to lifelong CRIMINALS?

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

BRILLIANT, and utterly depressing, analogy.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Far out! Looks interesting but, my gawd, I've isolated and devoted to STRICTLY TV series one of my extra external drives (4 tb) and THAT one is damn near full now. I'll have to take a decade off from humanity and just watch tv series. Both parents died at the end of 2020 (as if that Year Of the Abyss couldn't get any MORE toxic) - so perhaps once all the estate issues are resolved, will FINALLY be able to WATCH some of these!!

Did you ever watch any Til Death Do Us Part from Britain? Rising Damp? Have been getting into some Harold Pinter stage-to-film cinema off and on, The Homecoming most recently. MENTAL!

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Shamu The Killer Whale also insisted MLB leave ALL the concessions behind for her when they leave.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's what photo-op Biden always said as he pulled little Sally in closer....closer....closer....

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Geezus, if the pictured Tatted SeaWorld is the 'female' option, I think Bubba's hairy butthole would be preferable.

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