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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd be happy to send them some tips on suicide. I can't WAIT for the EPIC Election Night Meltdown: The Sequel!

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

EXACTLY! You don't have to give 'em the Crocodile Dundee crotch-check!!

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BowelSharpton 11 points ago +11 / -0

It SERIOUSLY is and that scares the shit out of me that being an UNHINGED LUNATIC is 'the new normal' and WE'RE the freaks!!

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is THAT what language Mighty Joe Young was squawking? All I heard was chEEEEEseburger! Bring me Han Solo!

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

And to think in my Dark Cirrhotic Years (sober since 2002) I may have woken up to a Gigantor similar to that - oink. I tend to HIDE on Father's Day.

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love a lot more than that.....(and that makes me sound like Pedo Joe - assuming she's 'of age'!).

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm always paranoid about "What CLUE did I provide within my comments/post to give people the assumption I'm some Old Fart?" JUST turned 53, literally, and that's the youngest of 7 (that I know of) - got a cultural foot in all the decades - 50s through now. I like to think I am down with it, my brother. (i'm the 'cool uncle' - i.e., not married to a full blown psychopath like all my other siblings). Later. Bedtime for bonzo.

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BowelSharpton 6 points ago +6 / -0

We, the ranks of the Permanently Unlaid (I mean the fatty psychos). She'll make some soi boi a GREAT wife some day, won't she? I look at these insane feminazis and think "You know, maybe eugenics isn't such a bad thing after all".

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks bud!!! I've got MILLIONS of memes I've collected through the years, many of which I've been wanting to make into custom shirts. Great tip, thanks.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm quite serious. One of my nieces owns/operates a beauty salon in my hometown and knows another business operator who made her outside elaborate sign, does screen/laser printing, etc. I've never had a sign custom made in my life (plenty of bumper stickers and t-shirts).

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

GREAT QUESTION!!! C'mon pedes - chime in!

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or Kelly LeBrock!! Raquel - like Sophia Loren - is one of THE most beautiful actresses I've ever seen and they put the Lizard Skin plastic surgery queens like Cher (and cher alike) to SHAME by aging GRACEFULLY.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but you gotta be Hunter Cool and snort it off a MINOR'S naked ass!!!

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm looking at all this and am HONESTLY wondering - was this specifically choreographed to happen RIGHT FRIGGIN NOW by Team Trump as the MOAB of October Surprises? Mac/laptop turned into the FBI 12/17/19, the next DAY Rancid Piglosi brings the asinine impeachment charges, etc, etc. Is Bagpipe Billy Barr's FOOT DRAGGING intentional? Is Wray a white hat? Friggin WEIRD timing. The question is - what will be DONE with this overwhelming and IRREFUTABLE evidence?

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Welcome! Willkommen! Bienvenu! And a whole buncha other words!

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the 2nd or 3rd reference to that and I finally took a closer look at the POLSKI hat. I LOVE the Poles!!! A group of Polish astronomers came to my TINY hometown in SE Nebraska a couple summers back for the insanely-rare FULL eclipse - great people. I love Eastern European emigres who as a group we need to take a HELL of a lot more seriously when they BEG us to take these 'communism is really NEAT' zombie crowd every generation, and what a HORRIFICALLY bad idea it was, is and always WILL be - they of all people know full well what it's like to be torn asunder by competing ideologies.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for the reply - this ENTIRE time I really REALLY hope behind the scenes they've enlisted the rock-solid assistance of uber-geeks like Bill Binney, et al. Let's get them to the gallows like YESTERDAY.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brilliant minds think alike!!! Kudos to you!

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've just been called an insulting 'boomer' so many times - and to this DAY I still don't know WTF it even MEANS (to me it sounds like "you just stepped off the set of HeeHaw or Deliverance) - sometimes /sarc doesn't translate well in the written/typed word!!! Wasn't trying to be a DICK - and there seem to be a lot of combative ones on here anymore!! Happy to debate/chat with anyone diplomatically (or if yer humor falls towards the demented category like mine, can take that route just as easily!).

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm about mid-level techie (work on computers part-time) but would a clone have all the original time-stamps and such that a Bill Binney caliber fellow (gawd rudy, PLEASE consult him) could dig through?

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been corrected repeatedly but it's not MY t-shirt - just posting it wondering if someone on here mighta been responsible - I ain't no boomer, like 'alleged' and 'new normal', that's another annoying word i'd like to see abolished from the lexicon.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's an old 'in-joke' of mine - an Archie Bunker-ism of a ba-zillion, zillion, billion, etc.

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