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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where do I address the cyanide?

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BowelSharpton 18 points ago +18 / -0

EVERYTHING 100% Off at your nearest (Target, Nike outlet, wherever there are flatscreens sold, liquor stores....). But of course any and all ensuing peaceful protests will STILL be stemming from TRUMP'S violent rhetoric....or whatever horseshit the Mental Gymnastic Left spew forth.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Momentary lapse of reason - I misread that for Laura Ingraham for some reason. Horrifically sorry.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

He probably takes meth-mouth Rancid Piglosi along to clean his (golf) balls between greens.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, I could never stomach his dopey silent-era slapstick but I think his 'talkies' are absolutely genius - this one in particular (King Of New York, Monsieur Verdoux, Limelight, et al) - laugh out LOUD funny with the great Jack Oakie as Benzino Napaloni, etc. But I also must agree with kinkinnatus' comment - queue Fatty Arbuckle, Errol Flynn, Chaplin, et al. They're no saints.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you're not doing anything next weekend, Blobby, I'm throwing a party. Why don't you come over....and mow my lawn?

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair that was a phoned-in interview. I haven't watched Faux since 2020 and I just hope "Let me spend 17 minutes formulating the question and interrupt you the nanosecond you attempt an answer" ticktock Hannity doesn't pull that sh-t with Pres. Trump.

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's obvious - he's a racist and should beg forgiveness for being white.

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BowelSharpton 9 points ago +9 / -0

When my recently-deceased, Navy (as well as Korean War) vet dad and I would head to WalMart (he LIVED for shopping), first I'd have a mother of a time finding a handicapped parking spot that wasn't typically DOUBLE parked by some completely physically-functional f-ckhead. Then I'd get dad, his walker & all his gear inside the store only to find that the COMPLETELY AMBULATORY Sea World Escapee or ILLEGAL ALIEN Patrol were using all the carts, which they'd run until out of juice, then just walk off, leaving them. The staff hated them and I got in some fistfights over the shit. The Somalian and southern-border savages are taking over my state of Nebraska and it's always a Bad Day At The UN at WalMart (the Somalians just squat right there in the aisle and leave a steamer, literally - and there's NOTHING the staff can do because 'it's their culture'). Welcome to the DemonRat 3rd World Sewer. F-ck Covid - get your TB, TETANUS and penicillin shots.

Disgraceful what our SJW shitty military has morphed into. I'm ashamed some days to be an Army (1986-94) vet. Bet they're GREAT soldiers to boot - probably CHAIR force.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gee, that's too bad. That must explain Danny Trejo & Nic Cage's horrifically terrible shit too. (Tide commercial! Gay porn? F-ck yeah! Where do I sign?). F-ck Trump, tuff guy? No F-CK YOU. Haw haw haw.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beware Chunk Yogurt - the New Super Duper Strain #47 is transmitted through repeatedly-pulverized farm animal colons.

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be stone-cold-serious (if you're a biker/fan of cycles, etc). Both my parents passed at the end of 2020 (long story) and I went straight from caregiver to now dealing with the estate solo. My dad years ago purchased an I'd say mid-50s black Schwinn bicycle that, with a few sporadic, nearly-indiscernible (been garaged all this time) rust spots is in MINT condition. Is there a market for these? I never got into bicycling (more of a jogger/walker). At some point will get it down from the garage rafters, take a pic & perhaps link it to you. I have no sentimental attachment to it - if I can get some bucks out of it, so be it.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad one of this hypocritical twat's heavily armed guards hasn't made the same 'mistake' yet. (oops)

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man I've been saying for YEARS we should adopt Israel's Stink Cannon

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

My God, you're IN the sewer! Good luck my friend!! Be safe!

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

I consider it 'thinning of the herd'.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always hated their music but what ignorant shit has the group/individual members said? Sorry, I missed this story.

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