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Braujager 23 points ago +23 / -0

Named Navy - possibly hinting at the kid resulting from yet another Cocaine-related Hunter Discharge? :)

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Braujager 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well,...

Six stockings and an empty condom hung by the chimney In the hopes that Hunter would learn to wrap his jimmy...

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Braujager 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was hoping for some Black Friday savings at my local gas station - no luck.

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Braujager 2 points ago +2 / -0

Presidential feces = POOTUS? :)

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Braujager 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe they can get Bill Cosby to do the commercials and they can include safety lessons about why you don't leave food and drinks unattended? ;)

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Braujager 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not a doctor or making any recommendation, but here's a site that has different protocols based on stage of disease for any academic interest that you might have

https://covid19criticalcare.com/covid-19-protocols/

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Braujager 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am using the data from here https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-updates/burden.html which seems to be ultimate source for the article.

Can any statistic-pedes please help explain an anomaly in Table 1?

The number of infections among 0-17 y.o. is listed as 25,844,005 which is over the range of 95% uncertainty interval values of 18,861,476 to 25,408,407. Typographical error or are there statistically-valid reasons to make an estimate outside the uncertainty interval? Thanks for any insight.

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Braujager 13 points ago +13 / -0

Former EMT; however, I do know of one case via distant family where 16 y.o. female was hospitalized to the point of respiratory therapy pre vaccine rollouts before recovering. Fit and active kid - no known health issues beforehand. Probably just got a big bolus of virus somewhere.

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Braujager 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coming from a family with multiple generations of former Federal Special Agents, my question to them is this...

How did your institution go from ABSCAM investigating DC corruption to burying evidence of DC corruption (never-dence?) without making all three words emblazoned on the very center of your shield a hollow mockery? Or has 'Fidelity' been twisted enough that it is only 'Fidelity to established DC Party interests'? If so, you might as well splurge some of your GS-11 salary on Hugo Boss' designs, the traditional uniform for your position spanning back for just under 100 years now...

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Braujager 1 point ago +1 / -0

All we need is a clever addition of a word beginning with "T" and we could red pill through the hashtag #LGBT on Twitter...

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Braujager 1 point ago +1 / -0

What desperate SOB was able to maintain an erection long enough to impregnate her? From all appearances, she was either trawling prison parking lots for released inmates or it was some variant of breeding horses where the poor guy was physically pulled off a woman and dropped onto Uncle Trans-Fester (pictured, above) when the victim was already committed to nutting.

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Braujager 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ask him if he’d already be a full Federal Prosecutor if he slept with the FBI Deputy Director and headquarter agents or was he just going to have to slog his way up?

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Braujager 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we want to invest some money to make them more miserable…

Deliver two port-a-potties side by side. Install a sign over them with “GS-11 Gloryhole. Buddy up and enjoy!”

A rainbow balloon banner with, “Federal Agent Pride Festival.”

A middle-aged obviously-male cross-dresser wearing a beauty-pageant sash emblazoned with “J. Edna Hoover” wandering around and personally welcoming everyone by telling them they’re doing a great job by being there.

Then, make sure there’s lots of people getting and posting photos of people that are near attractions to be sure glowies’ office-mates have some fun at their expense when they get back.

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Braujager 10 points ago +10 / -0

Where does the Hawaiian judicial review denying action on the indictments fit into that schedule? 😉

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Braujager 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn’t be the first time Milley lined up a train of nine guys behind him, I think.

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Braujager 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mrs. Doubtfart

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Braujager 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Orders? I’ll take the Chicken Nuggets Happy Meal with a Dr. Pepper. Oh, and make sure that Hunter doesn’t steal the toy from it this time - I have a big date coming up.”

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Braujager 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have been chatting with a buddy in Oz about the whole vaccine rollout and virus situation down there. It seems they opted for domestic production of Astra-Zeneca version under license which no one wants now due to perception of higher risk versus Pfizer. So now they are playing catch-up for themselves and regional aid to countries like Papua-New Guinea, etal.

The delivery dates are because they are at the end of the line as they weren’t interested in chatting with Pfizer when they thought they could use A-Z instead. The current government would probably love to have the doses faster to quiet the calls that they screwed the pooch on vaccine choices.

The whisper is that this deal came about because former administration folks and private sector CEOs reached out to Pfizer directly when current administration still hadn’t ordered more than the original 3 million Pfizer doses despite public demand, trying instead to increase confidence in the A-Z option available.

Not taking a stand on any vaccine safety, relative or absolute, just sharing an Australian view on the situation.

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