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Brez 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's like when the hiring board bends all the rules to shoe horn you in to a job, you lie a lot about skill and experience too, but they believe it. Then right as they hire you, you say the name you applied with and told them is not quite right and you will need to have a different name on your paycheck. But me and him are interchangable!

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

The last time I got a bag of strips, it was all those disgusting square shaped cuts that are tough. Breading only sticks to half of it, you can't tear it apart by hand.

Walmart said they aren't doing returns, well they got it back anyway, I left it in the garden section.

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Brez 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the pallet of cash I bet we gave them, they might put on a polo and tuck it in. Front only tuck.

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unvaccinated people who've taken cigarettes don't deserve McDonalds.

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Brez 3 points ago +4 / -1

A lot of people here are older than you'd think and perhaps less healthy. I'm also naturally curious to see if it works, if I can recommend it. I need to minimize my downtime at work and keep it away from the family too for those same reasons. I don't think someone like Joe Rogan needed it but at the same time it was an informed decision involving his physician. It proved people wrong.

And sorry, but the media sets up the battles for us, if a huge majority think it is dangerous to them, that's the place we have to argue from.

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Brez 1 point ago +1 / -0

They only had to imagine the existence of comments to request they be censored. From where, your mind? The sun has set on the British empire.

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Brez 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was a repurposed voting machine from a city.

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Brez 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have a guaranteed rubber stamp approval for political reasons, zero liability, the media will lie left and right for them, and they still pull some shell game bullshit over the name.

They do throw a lot of bones to us conspiracy theorists, from time to time. It's not a favor it's a brag at this point.

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look no further than the Obamacare website. 2 billion spent and it didn't work. To make Facebook we would notice a couple trillion.

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Brez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Science is incredible. Turns out if you are scared of needles your heart grows larger a month later, not unlike The Grinch.

As a corollary it must not make you Pinocchio, unless some writer at AP has a footlong.

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Brez 16 points ago +16 / -0

I gave my 150 lb horse ivermectin paste and it died of starvation. I'm going on CNN in an hour to warn people.

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Brez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Being western in Afghanistan gave you some privilege in the old scheme.

Since we can't whoop ass anymore on people who mess with reporters, you're just an infidel they can spot a mile away. The camera just means your autobituary is getting to the front page of liveleak.

Get on the next plane out, correction IN the next plane out. Shit hole countries are real and you're in the capitol of one in freefall.

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Brez 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuck up at work.

Take 2 days off. No call no show

When they ask you about your fuckup say that was 5 days ago.

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are lucky they don't know how to fly. The way they steamrolled a 2 trillion dollar fortified ally of ours... If they had an effective air force we'd be speaking Talibanese right now

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Delayed reaction to coming off of the gold standard, immigration was also at lows in 1970 and changed from majority European to being everything else.

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Brez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should have just had Smollett be the spokesman.

"If you don't think these are the Jussiest subs you can get in MAGA country, I'm sending the Nigerian brothers after you." Holds up the subway bag for the camera.

The Nigerians step in behind him and cross their arms, he still has the lasso made of twine around his neck.

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right now there's more videos of Hunter shirtless, crack pipe lighting his 5 o'clock shadow face as he pontificates life in bed than there are Marvel movies. The man has no filter, not even a brillo pad in that pipe. No subject too taboo for pillow talk with whores and family. Wild shit. He might fit in here, and he definitely needs a podcast.

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Brez 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw 2 women, who were with their husbands, and it looks like they came from church, at an outdoor ice cream place. Masking, social distancing from each other and all. They then shared an ice cream cone with each other licking it all over. It's the most bizzare thing I have ever seen.

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Brez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pallet of building materials just sitting there, the place has gone to shit. At least it didn't get in somebody important's way.

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Brez 58 points ago +58 / -0

I don't understand how his birth certificate, having a text layer and background layer behind, having security features in that layer that would have been covered by the text. So how did it scan like that? How? It can't be explained, it's one of those questions any journalist should ask every day.

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Brez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dickless, if there's kids around they are called Ken Dolls. Then the kids call them Dickless.

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Brez 5 points ago +5 / -0

BLM activities are spared, as if by Passover miracle. It's hard to explain if you dont understand science.

I still urge those undocumented shopping spree winners to flash their vaccine cards for entry into establishments. There's a limit to the sympathy against rule breaking and that's a big one.

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

What would happen if I illegally sent my kid to Canada, all alone or in the hands of a smuggler, disavowed the kid forcing him to be a ward of the state all in an attempt to chain migrate to Canada later? If one American did this it would be international news they'd call for me to be imprisoned never to see my kid again. For 800 Mexicans it was a Wednesday. I know our standards for these foreigners are much lower but jeez that's rock bottom. Sad part is we might see 3000 chain migrations off of this batch alone, your new countrymen folks.

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