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Brez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gerard Butler probably doesn't want to play opposite a president again, Steven Segal is too old and fat. Who do you cast to take on this villian Trump guy?

And you can't say Ron Pearlman...

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Brez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trumps the only one they've hit full force.

They have been on Desantis, but not full force. I'll always say popular GOP Governors are a great choice for president but he can only go down in popularity when the year long media attacks against him start.

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Brez 12 points ago +12 / -0

No one has explained Biden losing all but one bellwether county, in his own state.

A few key urban centers outperformed by a lot the urban centers in and around those highly reliable bellwethers. Those centers took an extraordinary long time to count votes and could not produce a total count until the end, there are credible accusations of fraudulent activity or activity that can be explained as covering up fraud, some on video. That's the most favorable way I can describe what happened.

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Brez 1 point ago +1 / -0

In a stunning reversal Donald Trump is found guilty in the Paul Pelosi DUI trial.

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Brez 1 point ago +2 / -1

Anybody who can carry this and not print should just punch the guy, and punch him again a few seconds later when he's coming down from the first one.

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Brez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Treating a 4 way stop as a yeild on a bike makes sense, right on red needs to stay. It can be banned by signs in the rare places it is unsafe.

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Brez 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a message.

Nancy Pelosis plane was shot down over the 9 dash line. It spun in. There were no survivors.

Biden: Dam I loved her on arrested development. Shakes hands with the invisible man again and walks away distraught.

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Brez 0 points ago +2 / -2

No T, no A.

Unkempt hair.

Tattoos.

Addictied to hashish.

We should get them out of Russian prison but do they really have to come back here?

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Brez 37 points ago +39 / -2

I once wondered what the Egyptians looked like at the height of their culture. I googled it. It said their skin color wasn't important. I then realized they must pass for at least Northern Italian if that's their opinion.

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd love to see the reaction of an audience watching Star Wars 6 on release day, just at the end after Luke looks at the ghosts of Yoda, Obi Wan and Vader. It cuts to a card that says "30 years later Luke chose to end all traditions of the Jedi and destroy their history. Also Obi Wan liked men."

by KAGwave
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Brez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Recession= 2 quarters of negative growth X power X prejudice.

You can see Biden has power because he is a white man. But he doesn't have prejudice because we never reported on that extensive side of him.

Any number multiplied by zero is zero. Game set match. Conservatives are wrong to use the word recession when the economy is as free of prejudice as it has ever been.

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Brez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liz needs to go back to the job she was destined for: causing misery to employees and shift managers of stores, restaurants and hair dressers.

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Brez 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sure some crazy cat lady recorded them on her vcr...

Oh wait sorry that was you I was thinking of, guess you didn't get it.

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Brez 20 points ago +20 / -0

Great now the Conservative opinion will be that eating bugs is okay but we draw the line at cannibalism.

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Brez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like her research was playing Quake 3.

Does she want a gun that leaves you in a better condition than before you were shot? Some kind of long range vitamin dispenser?

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Brez 10 points ago +11 / -1

Don't wish that upon yourself.

Unless you have 10 cough drops ready. Then it's safe to wish it.

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I went in my time machine to get a 2173 Tesla. Nobody spoke English so I left. It wasn't that hot out.

by KAGwave
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Brez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vaccination. Shots you take because the government says so. They work for 6 months by making your sickness less severe in an immeasurable way. You now have immune system as a subscription. Don't worry about Roe v Wade if you got them.

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Brez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill Clinton, once again proven to be the most staunchly conservative president serving in this millennium (for a few weeks).

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Brez 1 point ago +1 / -0

It knows what you are protesting too, some causes are completely immune.

While this might seem to be exceptional cognition for just some errant strands of genes, it sharing all its opinions with CNN leads us to beleive it is no smarter than Don Lemon. So don't worry about it.

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden shows off Israel's new invisibility technology along with some other guy, we don't know who.

It costs a fortune and Ukraine needs 100,000 of them this month.

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Brez 6 points ago +6 / -0

The person who airbrushed that photo is up there with Michaelangelo and Rembrandt in skill.

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Brez 26 points ago +26 / -0

They literally do believe this. They say pacific islands sinking are proof. But they are actually sinking, from geologic forces.

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Brez 12 points ago +12 / -0

My bank spends more on mailing me the yearly tax documents on my interest than my interest. No joke, no exaggeration. I declined monthly statements because I realized they were doing this monthly.

I could keep a years salary in the highest interest account and they'd not give me enough for a fast food burger every year.

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