"REEEEEEEEEE!" (The other letters are silent)

BAYONETS!

James Woods being in charge of responding when his own tweets are reported for "rule violations" would be fun.

He looks like he drank from the wrong Grail.

He chose......poorly.

Make sure they pass the sniff test.

Top men.
Top.
Men.

Sounds like Animal Crossing needs a wall.

I should buy a boat.

I don't love Mario Kart.

......my daughter kicks my ass at it.

You arrogant ass! You've killed us!

Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

I didn't think that was a real number, but holy shit! It really is the Uncle Fester Hotline!

Looney Larry would be all for it if his wife could "negotiate" another deal with South Korea for 500k cans of Lysol.

Close. It's actually Kane that became the mayor. Undertaker's "brother" in kayfabe.

Every time this is brought up it should have an * reminding everyone that his wife is from South Korea. Hopefully it's just coincidence.

I really don't understand why Looney Larry never gets grouped in with the other clowns. He's not some conservative knight in shining armor slaying the liberal monsters of Maryland, he's just another one of the monsters wearing a mask. While he is up against a veto-proof supermajority in the state legislature, rather than stand up to them he just rolls over to virtue signal how bi-partisan and cooperative he is. Openly stated that he wrote in a vote for his deceased father rather than Trump. He's the Mitt Romney of governors.

Hopefully his attempt to gain higher office will be just as successful and short-lived as Marty O'Malley's was.

I completely agree. Whenever they get to the part where they allow the children to ask questions, they're absolutely infuriating and offensive.

All this talk about clown Democrat governors shutting down their states, I'm never sure if people just assume Looney Larry is a D or they don't know what a TDS-suffering RINO stooge he is.

My guess is the Trump administration will release a new set of guidelines for people and employers to follow that will allow everyone to go back to work but at the same time show that we're taking the virus seriously.

And then the fearmongering governors like Looney Larry Hogan will disregard those guidelines and extend their lockdowns "out of an abundance of caution".

Yeah, I was scheduled for dialysis access surgery. My surgeon and I were both surprised to be told that it's considered non-essential. Hopefully I'll get through this before the last of my kidney function craps out.

Thanks a lot, Uncle Fester.

I'm siding with Keener.