Dear 4chan,

I had an idea when I woke up tonight at 4am. It breaks down to this.

1. Liberals say they hate America the way she is and are always threatening to leave.

2. Liberals say that racism from whites is pervasive and nothing we can do will cure American whites of it.

Here's my cure.

lifeswap

A one-for-one exchange of citizenship from an American liberal for any immigrant in the world. That way America gets someone who wants to be here and America also becomes more diverse, without all the white liberals.

Sincerely, A semi-autist Pede