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Buck_Fiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

So since they've run out of options, the plan now for the midterm elections is to set off a nuclear device in the United States killing hundreds of thousands and blaming it on Donald Trump.

Message received.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dick Cheney in a cowboy hat still cracks me up.

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Buck_Fiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am just glad to be saved the trouble of reading a leftist meme. The third paragraph is usually where I give up.

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Buck_Fiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

What sport does he play that involves wearing a jockstrap and skittles?

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we please get CNBC's Jim Cramer to confirm?

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Buck_Fiden 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Liz Warren edition identifies as a Red Cherokee when in reality it's a White Suburban.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is any one else here just itching to ask Yamiche Alcindor if they can touch her hair?

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

The same applies to polling. They always need a good estimate of how many votes it takes to win an election.

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Buck_Fiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next they will ban the use of fire wood burning in the winter.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liz and daddy can now have some much-earned time off to go quail hunting.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was so quaint back in 2014 when it was just "change" and not a crisis/catastrophe/calamity/cataclysm/collapse and weather maps weren't colored red.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's an even bigger one that nobody talks about.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

A Somali is dumber that a tamale.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

I identify as a nine volt battery.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

No argument here. His CIA daddy wasn't much better either.

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Buck_Fiden 18 points ago +18 / -0

Alex Stein's only crime was using the gendered term Latina instead of Lat-teen-ex.

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