Finally, a chance for this country to heal....
Guidance.
Empathy.
Trust.
Fairness.
Unity.
Compassion.
Kindness.
Equity.
Diversity.
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony... Wait. Just not a certain group.
They really need to stop giving presentations on camera. It's getting too obvious now.
Is that soy Tofurkey? I'll take Kay-Mac over Psad-Psack any day.
Joe Biden (he/him) has nominated the first female Assistant Health Secretary as well. We are going to have such great Badakathcare.
U.S.A. has been conquered and now they are moving on. The rest of Europe and Australia will be next.
It better not have been fortified with Vitamin D and Zinc.
Mentioning those is verboten.
And the person who has taken it upon himself to make life decisions for everybody chose THAT dentist.
Even Austin Powers would say "Get 'em fixed baby! You've got the money!"
I want you to know that I’m ragged but right Hopin’ like I'm livin’ like you people that’s white Porterhouse steak everyday for my board That’s more than all you rounders in ‘is town afford
I’m a mighty good man to have hangin' around I’m tailor-made I’m not a hand-me-down I’m a Eagle, I’m a Mason, I’m a Elk, I’m a Knight I’m ragged but right You hear me talkin’ I’m ragged but right
(Cue the sand dance)
We found the one good thing he has done. Joe (he/him) got "Dr. Rachel" the fu¢k out of Pennsylvania.
Did anyone mention that we have the first Secretary of the Treasury that is a female?
The door pull on their garage looks suspicious.
Once will do for Nadler and Swalwell.
"Liddle" Adam obviously has a personal tailor. Where else can you get dress shirts for a nine-inch neck?
We are just barely approaching "early" in the COVID era.
You had me at the first two words.
Mr. Pwesident! What flavor did your son get? Peanut or plain?
That just means the Hollywood establishment think he's a very convincing actor.
He fooled an entire state.
Jamie Raskin is now his hairdresser.
I love how the double maskers always color contrast to make sure the virtue signal is as obvious as possible.
The world's smallest yarmulke.
Raggy-Ann needs some Cotex.
Punchline: Joes says "Only one child? I want to sniff and grope them all!"
I want Kay-Mac not a Psad Psack.
It seems to me that Joe Scarborough's face is trying to migrate away from the rest of his head.
Maxine's lipstick is an outrageous cultural appropriation of the backsides of baboons in heat.