"Well, imagine my shock!"

"Now I'm not trying to be mean, (please don't bully) but... Why do they always look the same? You know what I'm talking about."

"The resemblance in uncanny".

That's Thooper-dooper Therial.. Way-Thithst

Those Hoo-ite Supremes from Charlottesville are at it again, I see.

Ugly felks beeping the HORNS!!

How about another pie chart, USA Today? And I want free crayons with it this time too!

What kind of cheerleading can we expect from the media on this?

Hunter, Your father is such a moral and decent man... What kind of M&Ms do you wear? Peanut or plain?

Both of my parents voted for Biden (he/him).

I may never visit their graves again.

Keep on rapping about W.A.P. and knocking up bitches-n-hoes. Keep claiming victimhood. Keep playing the race card. Keep acting like you are all kangz-n-kweenz. Keep voting for democrats. Child support can eat a dick... etc.

I identify as being fully vaccinated, bigot!

Now they've given me even more incentive to not get it. Funny how CNN can do that.

That's a super-duper great idea, everybody. Experimenting with different experimental vaccines.

Did Dr. Jill come up with that?

"Re-imagined" gave it away. They love using that code word.

Try harder next time.

I guess he couldn't spell "Meal ticket".

Is that meal ticket still single?

You had me at the mask in the profile picture. Fu¢k this noise. I'm out.

Or Biden's "dog".

¿Don Day Es Tah Lah Beeb Leo Tekka?

They're just treating them like they are the National Guard now.

So how is all of that money your group raised last year helping out the community?

I back moving the nation's capitol to Palm Beach, FL.

This creates a tremendous opportunity to "build back better".

I'm guessing more than one mask?

Lester the molester has a fo' fi' and six haid.

This guy is definitely hiding a salami somewhere in at least one of his orifices.

I respectfully disagree with his first two words.

We all know Joe Biden (he/him) is not making these plans.

Once Psad Psaki fails upward to a new position, I can see Yamiche becoming the next White House Press Secretary.

Why are you so moral and decent? And why was the other guy such a racist?

I there a name yet for a "fupa" or "gunt" on the back of someone' neck?