Good morning... Sunday morning.
Their jobs will be replaced with diversity hires soon, anyway. Get used to it.
"Ten days to stop the spread"... That's Kamala's college nickname.
I wonder which NFL player will be wearing the name ASHLI BABBIT on their helmet this weekend? I'll wait.
Lindsey and Mitch would make cute cellmates. The can play a game of "The Tortoise and the Hare".
So Natalie is the "sole" of the nation they are fighting for?
Can anyone say "New England Football Team"? Change your nickname, bigots!
Can we post about things Hunter has done to girls with ping-pong balls and pine cones? You won't be able to unsee that.
Oh, they have a reason, alright. Do the elections ring a bell?
Stock up on some Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.
He has seen her laptop?
How may troops did it take to move her saggy tits out of the way?
Can they be posted in a court of law?
They seem to be taking their sweet ol' time.
They should require proof of voter ID. Venezuela does.
Can we cede southeastern PA for some of the Appalachian mountains of western VA?
And to be eco-friendly, they should be given free public transport on an energy efficient rail system.
The mask in the profile is all I need to know.
Eastern Asia? Something in that region has been in the news a lot lately.
That doesn't sound very Afro-Indigenous Non-Binary to me. They must not care about LGBTQ and first nations people. Bigots.
She just had it restocked.. The ice cream. Good morning. Sunday morning.
So they are taking action regarding a fraudulent election... in Venezuela? Seems only fitting. They have voter ID laws and we don't.
Look how the Georgia runoffs will turn out on January 5th. The rats already have it in the bag.
It will be done in plain sight because they have already proven they can get away with it.
The smartest man I know wouldn't take a bathroom selfie of his dong without flushing the deuce in the toilet first.
Come on, man! A little decorum, son!
Your kids are starving, Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carls, Jr. Fuck you. I'm eating.
9% approval rating and re-elected with twice the vote of her opponents. Got it.
Time for less tweets... more receipts.