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Bushwookiee07 4 points ago +4 / -0

South Park called this in 2019. If you haven’t seen the strong woman contest episode, here is a preview. It’s fucking hilarious.

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Bushwookiee07 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s totally legit guys, I swear! Murt 2024!

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Bushwookiee07 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s obviously not all inclusive. I’d say making grown ass adults shit themselves over two scoops of ice cream is a pretty great accomplishment.

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Bushwookiee07 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not a lack of self-awareness, but sure, let’s just assume everyone from blue states is a fucking moron. I served six years in the US Army and have consistently voted red my entire adult life, but I must also be a commie because I was unlucky in where I was born right?

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Bushwookiee07 21 points ago +22 / -1

Is there any realistic way to stop them from moving? I moved to Montana from California and am disgusted by how many commies are coming in and ruining my beautiful new home.

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Bushwookiee07 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fauci has the most punchable face I think I’ve ever seen. Every time I see his face I just want to fire one right in there, never fails.

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Bushwookiee07 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank god. Just moved here from commiefornia. Was really hoping my vote would help offset some shit head leftist. I love living in a free state.

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Bushwookiee07 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have told them on guard that he flew for Wife Approved LLC. They’d have understood.

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Bushwookiee07 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ruined the lefts hope of a Ginsburg resurrection. Trump saved us from Darth Vader Ginsburg.

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Bushwookiee07 9 points ago +9 / -0

Stick him in one of the Covid ones in NY.

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Bushwookiee07 7 points ago +8 / -1

I’d go full Starship Troopers with it. Only those who serve the country in some way get to vote. Why should people who are only along for the ride get to decide which direction to go in?

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Bushwookiee07 1 point ago +1 / -0

Late to the party, but it was their only business model until we beat them in the civil war.

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Bushwookiee07 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing new. Pope Innocent II banned the use of crossbows against Christians back in 1139. I was raised catholic, being a major fucking hypocrite is almost a prerequisite to being a leader in the church. At least from my experience.

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Bushwookiee07 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude reminds me of Face McShooty from Borderlands 2.

Edit: less fucked up link

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Bushwookiee07 27 points ago +27 / -0

This should be mandatory for candidates. You want to run, you have to debate. Anything less is a disservice to voters.

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Bushwookiee07 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I moved to Missoula for work. It’s a million times better than the SF Bay where I came from though. That place is beyond saving in my opinion. People are at least friendly here, and much more freedom.

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Bushwookiee07 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck, I just moved to Montana to get away from these fucking people.

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Bushwookiee07 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right, but it should have been first round through the driver, second round through the driver, third round through the driver.

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Bushwookiee07 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get what you mean, but the ROE we used in Iraq is also why it took the better part of two decades to handle. The rioters are confirmed terrorists, they should be handled the same way.

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Bushwookiee07 7 points ago +8 / -1

Biden has literally been fucking up the US for 20% of its entire existence as a country.

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Bushwookiee07 24 points ago +24 / -0

This is obviously doctored. There’s no way a Biden rally has that many people attending.

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Bushwookiee07 11 points ago +11 / -0

For reference. This actually happened in real life sort of. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3cGVhyKOw

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