Fauci/birx: too dangerous to go outside. Stay home, use instacart to shop.

Musk: idk mebbe launch a rocket

Me2

Unreal

CNN: it's good you had a female do the countdown but we are dismayed at the lack of alphabet-person representstion

GEOTUS appears!!!

Thought I was the only one who finds Tom Yanks insufferable. Hello to you

80% of u.s. governor's: the coronavirus is so dangerous that we must shut down the economy. Restaurants are only allowed to do pickup no in house dining, too riskeeeeeeee!

E.Musk: idk might gonna launch a ROCKET

The same.

My favorite moment of the night when a fox reporter was interviewing one of the protesters. The guy was incoherent and probably high jicama Experian nonsense about how the president was going to hurt people and when the reporter challenged him on that he started yelling and ran away. It was almost a metaphor for the entire Democratic party

I was wondering why he wore a jet-black face mask. BLACKFACE!

Did he shart? Hmm, Depends...

This is the polar opposite of when he told that union worker "No Shit!"

Dems: BUT HE WUZZNT WEARING A M-A-S-K!

I upvoted you for the username alone.

did you know that KM had a preventive double mastectomy?

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/kayleigh-mcenany-preventative-double-mastectomy-age-30

of course not. the MSM won't cover that. if she were Obama's press secretary you would hear daily swooning about her C-O-U-R-A-G-E and how she is an E-X-A-M-P-L-E for all women. remember Angelina Jolie? nonesuch here.

Keeeeeek

Pretty sure 44 is a bottom

I was at the American Servicemen's cemetery in Normandy last June when they played taps at 5pm. Nothing prepared me for that. #neverforget

MIKE

PENCE

RULE(S)

underrated

I was privileged to visit Omaha Beach last June for the 75th anniversary of D-Day.

In the American Servicemen's cemetery you can tell who was shot on that beach from their division number and date of death.

The experience made me feel like a snowflake for complaining about much of anything in my life.

I grew up in Maryland and have known (about) Joke Biden for many many years.

Everyone knows he is dumb as a bag of rocks. Delaware is probably the only state he could have been elected a state senator let alone a U.S. Senator.

Remarkably, the media has managed to deep-six most of the shocking stuff he has done including his wantonly racist clip about you cannot go into a 7-11 or a dunkin donuts unless you have a slight indian accent. I'm not joking

wish i had married a woman like that!

I really, really wanted Bernie to be the nominee. Can you imagine the GOP convention when Melania takes the stage:

"Hello my fellow Americans. As you know you have a decision in November between our sitting president my husband and Bernie Sanders. As you also know Senator Sanders is not a Democrat but a self-described democratic Socialist. I know something about socialism. I was born in Slovenia. You may know that. You may also know that when I was born there the country had a different name. It used to be called the Socialist Republic of Slovenia. So I know a thing or two about socialism. I left socialism to come to the United States of America, where we are free. I don't want to go back to socialism. Don't vote for Bernie."

It's more like we were liberated