In the spirit of this holiday, let's be welcoming and celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day with the D candidates.

Creepy Uncle Joe is sniffing the hair of the stripper that is dildoing a passed out Hunter.

Pocahontas Warren is making her favorite mayonnaise-based recipes from the Pow Wow Chow cookbook.

Crazy Bernie is invited to the adults table again this year, but he's trying to steal turkey from everyone's plate. The rest of the adults are generally getting sick of his shit and regret making a place for him.