We have the best fake news.

I need to move from Illinois to Missouri.

Hail hydra

Jk, jk, jk, I kid, I kid.

Dude you gotta check out https://disrn.com/ It’s actual news by some of the same people as the Babylon Bee. It’s really, really good.

Tesla minivan when?

You know, any time I post a TDW link on Facebook it’s like no one sees it..... hmmmmmm........

Gab is working on it

The middle one kind of looks like a Netflix 2020 redo of Beetlejuice.

I’m hoping that this next election people have the sense to vote him out. But I know my wishes are better spent and more likely to come true with state separation.

The state government has told the representatives of southern Illinois government that if they don’t vote for things that Chicago wants they’ll never get funding for the southern side of the state. Illinois is asshoe.

Sounds like they don’t either HEYOOOOO 👉🏻😏👉🏻

A cheap jail, then.

Election interference!