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CadillacTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope I don't wind up where Marx is.

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CadillacTwo 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was one of the better things I've watched lately.

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CadillacTwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your friends think higher taxes will improve the weather.

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CadillacTwo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spoiler: they can't.

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CadillacTwo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I could buy a Bentley if I had the money to.

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CadillacTwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't imagine expecting anyone to address me with a title, much less doctor, for arcane research done a lifetime ago.

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CadillacTwo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think she's an EdD- which is even more cheesy than PhD.

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CadillacTwo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I see this meme format getting a lot of mileage under this administration.

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CadillacTwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's far worse to think of a cabinet member squeezing his penis into his pantyhose.

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CadillacTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does anyone know if it actually chopped off his junk?

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CadillacTwo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just saw it at Stewart earlier this week.

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CadillacTwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just did this with cedar planks- they were cheaper, had free shipping without a membership fee, and even had different types- so now I've got some slabs of alder to cook on too.

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