My aunt called me from Florida today. She’s always been a lifelong democrat. Voted for Clinton and Obama. We got into talking, and she mentioned how crazy things were these days. I asked her if she wants more of it, or if she wants some sanity to come back for her many nieces, nephews, and great nieces and nephews. (Yeah, I pulled that card) She’s well aware of what the democrats have become and she wants nothing to do with the party any longer. She’s on the Trump train Pedes!

I got up from the bar at my favorite Mexican restaurant that I frequent a few times a week, and god forbid I didn’t put a mask on to walk 8 feet to the exit. One of the people eating that was seated by the door very loudly reminded me of how I wasn’t complying with the “New Normal”!! I said to her, “I’ll give you a reason to wear a mask”, and I ripped the loudest, longest fart right in front of her that would have mad my grandfather proud. I was going to wait till I got outside to decompress, but she earned it. The people all the way across the restaurant heard it. Everyone heard it. It didn’t smell good. I smiled and left.