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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Personally, I can't wait for the Great Vaxtard die off.

Why? It will reduce traffic and shorten my commute. I hope half of the planet succumbs to their own stupidty. Bye bye, libtards! You killed yourselves.

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CaptTitus 2 points ago +2 / -0

When your hair looks like a mudroom carpet from the 1960s and has never been cleaned.

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is why we have our weekly meetings. I'm glad that they noticed. We put so much work into holding them back. Hobby? Sport? National pastime? All 3 of them. Plus the sheer joy of it. It just makes us feel good.

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CaptTitus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you sick? Feeling run down? Got the Shanghai Shivers? Got your smoking kit?

Try Gibment approved Crackvermectin!!! We combined the two, you can thank us, homey!

Brought to you by Pfizer

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. He is far worse off than that. A whole new spectrum of tarded. So far off of the scale that the Doctors and Scientists working on this will need a submarine with screen doors and a space shuttle door gunner. That's to start.

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +4 / -3

I thought that we made it clear at the last Evil White Patriarchy Cis Hetero meeting that we were going to be way more evil.

Next meeting bring punch and pie.

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks more like a 3/4 and 3/5ths of a pair. Explains their love of high heels.

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kill, no. You'll just wish it. Insolence would be met with a switch at least. My grandmother was partial to the branches of a willow tree. Light your legs ablaze. My mother preferred Hotwheels tracks. My father was a good old fashioned belt kind of father. Snap it sometimes to get you knowing what was about to be delivered. I just missed out at corporal punishment in school. They still had the paddles. Some hanging on the walls. I guess that they missed using them. Sad.

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CaptTitus 2 points ago +2 / -0

That scene almost made me toss my cookies.

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CaptTitus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buy fireworks. Launch the ones that create the most smoke first. Block off all other holes. Roll in the mortar balls. Wait. Watch them scramble. Annihilate them. Remaining fireworks are for your celebration.

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mandatory Suicide

-Slayer

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Want some Merlot? I make it in the toilet.

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, cunt! A big fat stinking cunt.

https://youtu.be/0doSWS0Fj24

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

The real question is: what kind of skin cream does she use on her arms?

Face looks likes she's 120+, but with the arms of a 20 something.

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

The diarrhea is the lube for degenerates. Try the new "abomination bowl", it'll send your colon straight to Hell.

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CaptTitus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Must be an older person that did the graffiti.

Cursive?

Probably a " teacher", well, groomer.

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

The government would bring a firehouse, because not enough of that boat is below the water.

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CaptTitus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck property tax. Growth? Oh, yes. In 5 months my house shot up by $70,000 in worth. Don't tax me, bro.

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CaptTitus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Related to the term: Being Munsoned.

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