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CaptainBabymaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a chef, just have ANY server come back and say to mess with this person's food. If one of my guys does anything other than just laugh at them, they are on their ass. Kitchens are no nonsense, its not like in TV or movies.

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CaptainBabymaker 7 points ago +7 / -0

I work as a chef in a bar/grill... last week we expected a huge hit during the game, we were dead. Im hoping for the same today, because fuck the NFL... Not only because I have worked 50 hours already this week..

Edit: Yep, dead as the NBA

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CaptainBabymaker 153 points ago +153 / -0

Become an independent. I've been an independent since I started voting in 2004 and I get these kinds of texts every single election.

For clarity sake, I was an independent when the Democrats weren't openly campaigning for Communism. Now, Im red all the way down (except for the RINOs) but I still enjoy being the type of person that they actually care about every cycle.

I want to add this for my own sanity.... I didn't vote for Obummer.

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CaptainBabymaker 18 points ago +18 / -0

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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CaptainBabymaker 8 points ago +9 / -1

The episode where they end up hosting a dinner party at Maris' Beach house, is by far the funniest episode of TV.

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CaptainBabymaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should definitely write a song about how they do not diddle kids! Don't diddle kids, its no good diddlin kids!

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CaptainBabymaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pelosi would say Wild Turkey, however so would my old man.

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CaptainBabymaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

agreed, I just got my first actual chef job after working for it for a decade. Its been a slog, but I can finally look people in the eye and say, "I am a chef." And mean it! America is the land of opportunity for those willing to work for it!

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CaptainBabymaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

plus this has been around for years. After seeing the way polic have been "catching" and releasing these commies recently, its obviously a LARP.

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CaptainBabymaker 4 points ago +4 / -0

My brother and his wife were kind of similar. They didn't push anything on her, she is now 11 and its all princesses and dresses... its almost like gender normals exist for a reason, but its probably just fascism.

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CaptainBabymaker 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can see the look on Nancy's face when she smells it. Hilarious!

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CaptainBabymaker 47 points ago +47 / -0

So thats why Nadler shit his pants. It all makes sense now.

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CaptainBabymaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that why Biden doesn't sniff black kids?

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CaptainBabymaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who would win in a fight, a hurricane or Mike Ditka?..... what if I were to say the name of the hurricane, was hurricane Ditka?....... Ditka!

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CaptainBabymaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maxwell is in custody, she disappears from the public eye, then LEO are breaking up child trafficking rings left and right... seems they are correlated.

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CaptainBabymaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus she is 23... I suppose MILF might be appropriate if you're Epstein...

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CaptainBabymaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Using my own phone number, not masking myself at all (no pun intended)

If these assholes want to reach out to me, I will make sure to video it and I will be on every single conservative show in an afternoon. This is America, and so long as I have the freedom of speech, noone is shutting me the hell up.

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CaptainBabymaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calling now, either way. SOMEONE will listen to them.

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CaptainBabymaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well it might be inconclusive , however back for the 2012 election I wrote in, "Giant asshole"

So, I may have voted for him.

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CaptainBabymaker 4 points ago +4 / -0

The one on the right definitely has the look of, "Now this is the roof we throw the queers from."

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CaptainBabymaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

She looks like she likes it hot and clammy that's for sure.

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