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CaptainShortyShorts 1 point ago +1 / -0

?It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." -Teddy Roosevelt

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CaptainShortyShorts 2 points ago +2 / -0

They throw the book at me when I get a speeding ticket! They should have at least given him the fine for a speeding ticket for committing fraud to waste millions of OUR money to take out OUR duly elected president!

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CaptainShortyShorts 3 points ago +3 / -0

HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU, XIR!

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CaptainShortyShorts 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. But the night is darkest just before the Don.

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CaptainShortyShorts 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn't even say what the purpose is. We're much more precise when we do things.

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CaptainShortyShorts 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm so tired that I'm clicking on kayaks instead of boats. Who was that pretty girl with thedonald.win sign today?

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CaptainShortyShorts 6 points ago +6 / -0

DAT UM ... SMILE THO.

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CaptainShortyShorts 5 points ago +5 / -0

I travelled to Ireland with my folks back in 8/16. A man there asked what we thought about the candidates. At the time we weren't as based as we are now and said that we weren't happy with either option. He said that he had a feeling that Trump was going to win. Smart man.

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