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CaptainThiefDotWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is it with odd hat sizes?!

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CaptainThiefDotWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoever wrote that headline will be fired.

For making a hit piece on Melania? No.

For forgetting always preface jill biden with “Dr.”

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CaptainThiefDotWin 75 points ago +76 / -1

Trump’s battlebot MAGA-tron is rampaging through DC, burninating the corruption out of the country.

Some misguided guy: “Stop, Trump! What about the optics?!”

Trump: “Oh, yes, you’re right!”

A button is pressed and several OPTICal lasers come out and magnify the destruction 4 fold.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Siiiigh

I really got annoyed when someone would request a sticky in the past. Now I’m here going “can this pretty please be stickied?”

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CaptainThiefDotWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes sense, it’s so stupid it’s painful to read. Sometimes (like once every two months) I read it to remind myself we really are up against evil here.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the first day twelve-days-of-hell the deep state sent to me: A faggot (graham) threatening patriots

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CaptainThiefDotWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does anyone actually think this is real?

Hint: it’s not

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CaptainThiefDotWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks! I’m wondering how they’ll do that since they already paid out though. Not like they don’t owe it though

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CaptainThiefDotWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any update on what happened with this? I’m considering trying it

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CaptainThiefDotWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome, thanks! I wouldn't know where to start with a lawsuit, but the amount was big enough that it can't be ignored, not when they're clearly breaking rules here.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want in on the lawsuit as well, are you recording names?

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CaptainThiefDotWin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did he think he'd get away with it? Did he think we'd all just buy the lib and media's lies?

I just don't get why anyone would think it's a good idea to bet against the Trump

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CaptainThiefDotWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want to support this, and you can hate me or not, but I'm 100% wary of clicking outside links.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was going to mention epic ramen guy!

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