The lincoln project: fake and gay
What is it with odd hat sizes?!
Whoever wrote that headline will be fired.
For making a hit piece on Melania? No.
For forgetting always preface jill biden with “Dr.”
Trump’s battlebot MAGA-tron is rampaging through DC, burninating the corruption out of the country.
Some misguided guy: “Stop, Trump! What about the optics?!”
Trump: “Oh, yes, you’re right!”
A button is pressed and several OPTICal lasers come out and magnify the destruction 4 fold.
Idea: 3 day ban for dooming!
Siiiigh
I really got annoyed when someone would request a sticky in the past. Now I’m here going “can this pretty please be stickied?”
So good I upvoted both versions of this
Love it
hahaha, "peace in our time" indeed!
will "it's over guys, trump lost" chamberlain
Just a quick reminder.
Makes sense, it’s so stupid it’s painful to read. Sometimes (like once every two months) I read it to remind myself we really are up against evil here.
On the first day twelve-days-of-hell the deep state sent to me: A faggot (graham) threatening patriots
Does anyone actually think this is real?
Hint: it’s not
Wine = grapes
Fox & grapes
Eric Trump = sly fox
Got it
We don’t defend a lone gunman shooting at random innocents by saying “better let him keep going, we don’t want to infringe on his second amendment rights”
Why the HELL do we allow the media to destroy lives, foster communism and tell lies “so we don’t infringe on their first amendment rights”?!
I had to look up what eye teeth were, I could only think of the boss enemy from Super Metroid, Phantoom, who has teeth in his eye.
First tweet: I want to go Second tweet: I HAVE to go, now to figure out how Third tweet: Already pulled the trigger on buying my transport there Forth tweet: Ask myself: "Why isn't EVERYone going?"
Democrat party dies Comes back as a zombie Bites Republican party Now they're both zombies
Pence - Keeper of the Tesla's Arc, controller of Levin and and whisperer of the electron.
Lol! First hearty laugh of the day
Good news; there was an article in the federalist that covered a study: basically, have the kid detox completely from twitter/tumblr/facebook for two weeks and all the feelings of trans goes away.
Don’t mess with ENTPs, they’re good debaters. Though they’d like to debate as they consider it sport.
Thanks! At first it was a matter of "well, here's hoping I can go" to now "I HAVE to go, it's of utmost importance!" since... the closest thing we have to a General (Trump) just gave us an order. Aside from voting, he's never really asked much from me, so I feel addtionally obliged here.
My tree is also wearing a MAGA hat, it's a great idea
The Martin Luther who certainly deserves his own day