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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh jeez, it's been hard enough to find breakers and now this!

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Captainzoomer 14 points ago +14 / -0

The only time I know I'll hear David Allen Coe is when Jesus has his final judgment day.

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Captainzoomer 85 points ago +85 / -0

"I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE!

I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE!

I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE!

I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE! I CAIN'T BREEVE!"

Truly inspiring.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was still in my daddy's ballsack when I looked up and said I wanted fweedom.

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.!

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Day 1; Wakanda Journey, A Black Man's Adventure...

"Shit! I have no idea where Wakanda is because I don't know how to access the internet. I would vote for better conditions but I haven't the slightest clue on how to obtain a voter registration card. Send help!"

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Captainzoomer 15 points ago +15 / -0

I imagine it all happened in a dark back alley behind some dumpsters. They say that rats, to this day, refuse to tread upon the very spot where it happened.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, at what point will it be mathematically impossible to just be coincidences? I'd say we have already crossed that threshold.

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Captainzoomer 31 points ago +31 / -0

Cut her a break! She just today learned about hemispheres and island nations and she wants to share her newfound knowledge.

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that plan was poorly thought out then. Presidents can declassify, vice presidents can't.

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Captainzoomer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Getting rid of my television set many years ago was the best decision of my life!

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am surprised he's still alive and actually still pulling levers for the machine.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man that's a pretty deep thought!

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it's supposed to stand for; Soon To Be Governor, however we're helping her out by changing the acronym to a more truthful phrase.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

But mystical! *waves hands in mystical fashion

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

They don't know we know it’s all bullshit. I honestly believe that the way they carry on.

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