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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people are completely under the assumption that you will fucking melt the minute you get a symptom.

I saw one post exclaiming it made them terrified about carrying around the virus for months, before melting them.

Months... my doctor thought it was dumb of me to even fathom that I couldve caught the shit from my mother, seeing her 3 weeks before.

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Ch138 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sasquatch is real. It can fucking kayak. Terrifying times, my friends.

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Ch138 3 points ago +3 / -0

What are the replies like?

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Ch138 3 points ago +3 / -0

It absolutely boggles my fucking mind how easily they convinced their morons that its our fault they can still get it and are the super spreaders.

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Ch138 3 points ago +3 / -0

You had ONE JOB, Jeff: Kill yourself.

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Ch138 4 points ago +4 / -0

The babylonbee.com is the give.

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bring it. Hail pillow.

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Ch138 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't help but look like a retarded, pouting toddler.

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive been playing that cat game. I think ive played the cat game more than I've worked.

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Ch138 6 points ago +6 / -0

Im sick of this shit. Every one of them. Total clean slate.

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Ch138 2 points ago +2 / -0

The sad thing is, it's going to make the nuts even nuttier.

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Ch138 4 points ago +4 / -0

It pained her to say those words.

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

IM READEEN DA PAYPUHS, SUH. YO DOAN NO WHAT YAH TALKIN ABOWT. WIT ALL DO RASPEKT. MY PIEJAMMAS ARE NOT IN FACT CEWT. THEY ARE MAN SIZED PIE JAMMAS.

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Ch138 4 points ago +4 / -0

I put $5 on the dam.

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because, no one wants to offend hipster asians that have never been to Chyna.

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Ch138 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldnt buy that shit if it was $1. Don't trust it.

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