Hilarious Hawking video.
I get no respect. When I was a baby I was breast fed by my father. My mom said she only liked me as a friend. I only dated ugly women and she was ugly. How ugly was she? She was what you called a two-bagger. You had one bag over her head and one bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
HAHAHAHA miss him too.
If you are to sit for more than 15 minutes on the actual toilet seat, please finish up then close lid and sit on lid of throne. Prevents Hemmorhoids.